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For a Prison Guard, This Chick Is a Fucking Smoke Show. 7.5+

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2023 21:12:10 ago (+10/-4)     (news.yahoo.com)

https://news.yahoo.com/inmate-had-secret-phone-sex-214612582.html

In America, the female prison guards are almost all disgusting and you would only fuck them for cigarettes and cellphone use.


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[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2023 22:17:27 ago (+4/-0)

What moron hired a female to be a prison guard? That's the person who should be executed.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2023 00:06:52 ago (+0/-0)

libtard's

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2023 21:56:59 ago (+2/-0)

I would've stuck my wiener through the bars

[ - ] jsac 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2023 07:45:41 ago (+1/-0)

thats what wed call a 15 on the DOC 1 to 10 scale.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2023 03:01:43 ago (+1/-0)

She's so obviously jewish and so is her convict boyfriend. This is just how jews act and think.

I've stuck my dick in one long ago. You'll be disappointed too should you do that.

[ - ] prototype 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 03:01:26 ago (+0/-0)

She's so obviously jewish

I had to do a double-take to be sure, but sure enough you're right.
Can't believe I missed that. Gonna have to finetune the radar a bit more.

What makes you think the guy is though?

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2023 23:23:12 ago (+1/-0)

That picture is filtered. Paparazzi pictures show a very average girl with a FUPA

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2023 02:44:18 ago (+0/-0)

Today I learned they renamed the Gunt.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2023 07:29:05 ago (+0/-0)

The term "smoke show" makes me think of a crispy critter corpse that's still smoking.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2023 06:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

TIL inmates in UK have phone numbers

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2023 04:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

Too much makeup.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 14, 2023 05:20:38 ago (+0/-0)

There is a photo on another new site with no makeup

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2023 23:09:33 ago (+0/-0)

Something about working as a prison guard, cop or paramedic....it makes women horny as fuck. Pretty much any power dynamic mindfucks them into being horny.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2023 22:22:38 ago (+0/-0)

Yea... i fucked her

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2023 21:16:19 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 1.5 yearsDec 13, 2023 22:30:31 ago (+0/-1)

Would def toss her up!