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For a Prison Guard, This Chick Is a Fucking Smoke Show. 7.5+

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 4 monthsDec 13, 2023 21:12:10 ago (+10/-4)     (news.yahoo.com)

https://news.yahoo.com/inmate-had-secret-phone-sex-214612582.html

In America, the female prison guards are almost all disgusting and you would only fuck them for cigarettes and cellphone use.


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[ - ] Sector2 4 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2023 22:17:27 ago (+4/-0)

What moron hired a female to be a prison guard? That's the person who should be executed.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 monthsDec 14, 2023 00:06:52 ago (+0/-0)

libtard's

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2023 21:56:59 ago (+2/-0)

I would've stuck my wiener through the bars

[ - ] jsac 1 point 4 monthsDec 14, 2023 07:45:41 ago (+1/-0)

thats what wed call a 15 on the DOC 1 to 10 scale.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 4 monthsDec 14, 2023 03:01:43 ago (+1/-0)

She's so obviously jewish and so is her convict boyfriend. This is just how jews act and think.

I've stuck my dick in one long ago. You'll be disappointed too should you do that.

[ - ] prototype 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 03:01:26 ago (+0/-0)

She's so obviously jewish

I had to do a double-take to be sure, but sure enough you're right.
Can't believe I missed that. Gonna have to finetune the radar a bit more.

What makes you think the guy is though?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 4 monthsDec 14, 2023 00:28:21 ago (+1/-0)

She's also a psychopath

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 4 monthsDec 13, 2023 23:23:12 ago (+1/-0)

That picture is filtered. Paparazzi pictures show a very average girl with a FUPA

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 4 monthsDec 14, 2023 02:44:18 ago (+0/-0)

Today I learned they renamed the Gunt.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 monthsDec 14, 2023 07:29:05 ago (+0/-0)

The term "smoke show" makes me think of a crispy critter corpse that's still smoking.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 0 points 4 monthsDec 14, 2023 06:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

TIL inmates in UK have phone numbers

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 monthsDec 14, 2023 04:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

Too much makeup.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 14, 2023 05:20:38 ago (+0/-0)

There is a photo on another new site with no makeup

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2023 23:09:33 ago (+0/-0)

Something about working as a prison guard, cop or paramedic....it makes women horny as fuck. Pretty much any power dynamic mindfucks them into being horny.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2023 22:22:38 ago (+0/-0)

Yea... i fucked her

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2023 21:16:19 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 4 monthsDec 13, 2023 22:30:31 ago (+0/-1)

Would def toss her up!