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[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 13, 2023 17:39:28 ago (+3/-0)

Well now Santa is going to have a stroke.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 13, 2023 17:43:52 ago (+2/-0)

Hope the reindeer know the way home when he karks it in his sleigh.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 13, 2023 18:01:59 ago (+1/-1)

Fake Santa walked into a bar….., farted loudly.., someone said “Hey Santa you smelly old fucker, better say excuse me!”

Fake Santa turned to the crowded bar and said “The piss I smell like is not mine.”.

His drinks were free the rest of the night….,