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Prepare for the coming wave of used up 30+ year old "trad" girls. Don't fall for it.

submitted by NukeAmerica to Women 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 04:38:36 ago (+17/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Stay strong men, don't simp out.


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[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 11 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 07:07:08 ago (+11/-0)

This photo op is the only time her handlers have let her anywhere near a cake.

I'm willing to bet she hasn't cooked anything in her life. Her diet consists solely of saltine crackers and mint flavored toothpicks.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 8 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 08:13:39 ago (+8/-0)

Don't worry, after she gets too old to attract teenagers, she will be marketing the "Swift Diet"(tm).

"You can have three satisfying crackers a day..and as many mint toothpicks as you want!"

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 08:17:06 ago (+3/-1)

Cinnamon toothpicks were my jam. This was waaaay before taylor swift.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 11:12:05 ago (+3/-0)

We used to make our own.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 11:22:03 ago (+2/-0)

Never thought of it. Just looked it up. Man. Now I'm thinking about all of my teenage money I could have saved.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 21:58:54 ago (+2/-0)

I think we got cinnamon oil at the health food store and smoked toothpicks for days. I do recall a Tupperware bowl melting from the oil.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2023 05:52:32 ago (+3/-0)

We did the same shit. Hell, we put a bit of cinnamon oil on my brother's lips when he was sleeping. Fun fact, that'll wake your ass up.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 16:56:59 ago (+1/-0)

Now multiply that by 2 or 2.3 to get the 2023 value of those teenage dollars.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 16:55:29 ago (+2/-0)

I went with straight cinnamon sticks. Very spicy, good fiber, and the thicker ones are long lasting.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -1 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 23:12:54 ago (+0/-1)

Plant-based foods are slave foods. They are how the rich get richer and the fat get fatter.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2023 07:45:08 ago (+0/-0)

Cinnamon is a spice created from the inner bark of the Cinnamomum tree. Strips of the inner bark are dried until they curl into rolls known as cinnamon sticks or quills. These can then be ground into powder or made into an extract.

A diet of bark tends to result in substantial weight loss.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 08:26:25 ago (+2/-0)

I remember those! Some restaurants would have the at the counter for free. Always took two. (One for later).

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -1 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 23:20:55 ago (+0/-1)

The last time this bitch had a slice of cake was on her 10th birthday. And she probably barfed it up then, too.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 9 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 06:40:35 ago (+9/-0)

The tattoos will give them away.

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 09:12:28 ago (+5/-0)

That and asking if you want a blowjob on the first date.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 12:36:27 ago (+3/-0)

asking?

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 17:00:00 ago (+1/-0)

Rape is bad. Unless, on the off chance, you're into that sort of shit.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -3 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 23:14:20 ago (+0/-3)

You mean because it’s a racial slur white women invented to incite fear of Black and Jewish male sexuality and to manufacture consent for hate crimes against Jewish and Black men?

Emmett Till and Leo Frank were innocent, and don’t let any racist antisemitic scum try and convince you otherwise.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2023 23:28:05 ago (+0/-0)

Your racism isn't convincing. Emmett Till was a rapey nigger, and Lea Frank was a rapey jew.

[ - ] Hobama 5 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 15:39:18 ago (+5/-0)

She looks diseased and inhuman

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 1 point 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 22:19:44 ago (+1/-0)

No amount of money can save you from the wall.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 07:07:28 ago (+3/-0)

Can they spawn 3 healthy children and are cool with a paternity test?

If both conditions cant be met they are not trad, besides the tattoos and the sudden gaps in their social media (ages 13 to current) will give it away.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 10:17:14 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 10:18:51 ago (+0/-2)

Aren’t your children brown? Lol

[ - ] deleted -2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 10:28:49 ago (+1/-3)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 11:15:43 ago (+3/-2)

Lmao they card everyone. Or maybe because she is 3’11 and they thought she was an ugly child. And I know your children look mixed with chink slanted eyes.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 13:49:32 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 13:51:03 ago (+2/-0)

He copes at night rubbing his bald head thinking of Owens clipped dick.

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -3 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 16:33:23 ago (+0/-3)

I hope Trudeau kills you and your family.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 16:51:47 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -1 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 23:16:25 ago (+0/-1)

You are why I became a Republican in the first place: to support the war on terror. You’re also why I want it back.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 23:41:13 ago (+1/-1)

Ewwwwwwww that’s disgusting

[ - ] deleted -2 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2023 08:46:00 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2023 10:37:07 ago (+0/-1)

Try again, retard. Your children are chinks. Getting a disgusting Cantonese bug is not the same as getting a woman. You were obviously a loser and you gave up on getting a real woman so you went to China. You killed your bloodline and you don’t see yourself in your kids.
What a sickening vile race traitor.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2023 11:46:59 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2023 13:56:00 ago (+0/-1)

Do you even hear yourself!? You married an insect.

It’s not the flex you think, you genetic deadend race traitor faggot. Might as well be a homosexual if you had to scoop down to fucking Cantonese.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2023 14:31:09 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2023 10:13:38 ago (+0/-0)

You are so retarded and feminized, you even attempt to insult like a woman.
Dude, you married a panfaced, bucktoothed, slit-eyed, yellow skinned gook with no nose bridge. We all know you are the manlet or you won’t have to scoop down to bugs fo get a “wife”.
What’s almost hilarious is you are doubting down as if you married a hot Nordic blonde.

You are the problem. You manlets create countless tim pools and other bitter hapas.

You have no leg to stand on. Go enjoy your bloodline being polluted to oblivion.
At least my children look like me.
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[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -3 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 23:19:19 ago (+0/-3)

“Lol, why would my children be brown? “

That’s usually the color of shit.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 5 monthsDec 13, 2023 09:04:14 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 1 point 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 06:21:04 ago (+3/-2)

Old chicks need dick, too.

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -1 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 06:27:24 ago (+2/-3)

Yeah but you don’t marry them

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 10:04:04 ago (+3/-1)

You don't fuck them either. Promiscuity is punishable by death.

[ - ] 4thTurning -1 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 14:42:09 ago (+1/-2)

This sounds Jewish to me.

"Don't you dare cum inside a woman white man."

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 20:39:56 ago (+1/-1)

And you are a fucking jew bitch for daring to defend promiscuity and sexual degeneracy. You'll fucking die for your sins and I could not be happier.

Plenty of time to fuck when you're married, retards.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 10:04:49 ago (+1/-1)

Imagine believing any "woman" and their silly fucking acts they put on.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 23:11:30 ago (+0/-2)

Not a problem for me since I only like men.

[ - ] MichelleObamasPenis -4 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 15:45:02 ago (+0/-4)*

Prepare for the coming wave of used up 30+ year old "trad" girls. Don't fall for it.

Fuck of you dirty Servant of The Synagogue of Satan-pretending-to-be-a-christcuck

Oh my GOD, a woman has had sex! Anyway, real men are going to mate with real women; pasty white members and Servants of The Synagogue will go "oh, no. That women has had sex. Yuck".

Servants of The Synagogue of Satan only like children, hence your obsessive anti-sex perversions.

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 16:30:51 ago (+2/-1)

Oh hey bluemen.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -2 points 5 monthsDec 12, 2023 23:18:13 ago (+0/-2)

Stop projecting the inherent filthiness of goy blasphemers onto God’s chosen people. White heterosexual Christian women are whores, plain and simple. All of the Black MEN who beat them were provoked to do it.

[ - ] MichelleObamasPenis 0 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2023 03:16:14 ago (+0/-0)*

To see, once again, how disgusting Servants of The Synagogue of satan (-pretending-to-be-christcucks) are, observe:
- "the inherent filthiness of goy blasphemers"
- " God’s chosen people"
- " White heterosexual Christian women are whores "
- " the Black MEN who beat them were provoked to do it. "

Other than for masturbating over a murdered Palestinian baby, what are you Servants of The Synagogue of satan good for?