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I was told today at work that I don't have enough "Christmas Spirit" because I didn't dress up for "Christmas costume day" during "Christmas Spirit Week" at our factory.

submitted by we_kill_creativity to TellUpgoat 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:02:35 ago (+18/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

I told them, if I ever do dress up for "Christmas costume day' I'd dress up as Pontius Pilot. I was told it might help if I would smile more.

EDIT: Morons are taking this post as anti-Christian for some reason...


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[ - ] 2Drunk 11 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:09:22 ago (+12/-1)

Put your pieces of flair on waggie.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2023 05:15:19 ago (+0/-0)

Including the yellow star.

[ - ] WNwoman 6 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:58:48 ago (+6/-0)

Ugh. I hate this sort of stuff in the workplace. It’s like everyone has reverted to childhood.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:49:14 ago (+6/-0)

welp, sounds like its time to show the world Hitler Santa! HEIL! HEIL! HEIL!

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 5 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 21:20:57 ago (+5/-0)

Your response should have been " I'm not here to smile or dress up, I'm here to make money" Period. Spirit week.Hahaha Go fuck yourself with your spirit week lol. What the fuck. I don't participate in that shit when it involves work. Fuck that. I don't do work Christmas parties either. Give me a raise or get out of my face so I can do my job. I don't work to make friends, I work to make money and to feed my family and make sure they don't go without anything.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 23:01:57 ago (+1/-0)

They'd have to show me where in my job description that was required. "Team spirit" isn't a real objective or requirement, and it's never been included in any of my KPIs.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2023 00:38:54 ago (+3/-0)

if I ever do dress up for "Christmas costume day' I'd dress up as Pontius Pilot.
🤣🤣

Morons are taking this post as anti-Christian for some reason...

dude Pilatus wasnt a good character in the story. the jews wanted christ dead and your good ole pal pontius was the enforcer. lol

it shows that you dont know the whole story thus arent self aware. at least you didnt said that you were coming dressed as judas iscariot 🙃

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 22:09:51 ago (+3/-0)

'Pilate'

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 23:27:13 ago (+3/-0)

Not only that the OP is mixing up Christmas with Good Friday/Easter.

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2023 01:40:36 ago (+2/-0)

I'd see Christmas Spirit Week as a fuck you to kikes, muzzies, and street shitters.

I would use any part of our culture and traditions to make the outsiders feel unwelcome, and remind them that they are different.

Undo the programming that says you should be ashamed of, and too afraid, to celebrate your culture and traditions in front of others.
And instead push it to the extreme.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:15:58 ago (+2/-0)

Ask for money

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 23:29:17 ago (+1/-0)

Your biggest mistake was working around people who have time to care about that shit

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 23:26:07 ago (+1/-0)

I work mostly from home these days, but what I hated more than the parties were the Secret Santas. Thank heavens I've managed to avoid it the past couple of years.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 23:20:58 ago (+1/-0)

I don't see how your post is anti-Christian, and I'm the local zealot.

Really, I understand. It doesn't mean the same if it's being forced, which it sounds like it is. My mother and I enjoy Christmas and decorate the shit out of the house because it's just nice.

When I was subbing last year, the day before Christmas break I got called in and I wore a Santa hat, gave out a bunch of $1's to kids in class if they got their work done and whatever. Lost about $50 that day, but I didn't care.

None of that is or was forced, I just wanted to do it.

What it sounds like for you is that it's forced "MUH COMPANY CULTURE!" bullshit and frankly I fucking loathe that sort of thing. Do what you think is right, is my verdict.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 23:07:48 ago (+2/-1)

So many touchy Christians commenting. When I was a Christian, I really disliked Christmas because the way it was celebrated, it was filled with things that have nothing to do with the birth of Christ. When I learned that the most popular Christmas songs were written by jews, I stopped listening to Christmas music, except for songs that celebrated the birth of Christ.

Not wanting to participate in Christmas celebrations driven by jewish marketing and things that have nothing to do with the birth of Christ isn't anti-Christian. It's a principled stance by a Christian.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 22:07:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] NoSalvation 0 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2023 05:04:01 ago (+0/-0)

Take the advice and smile more in the future :)
Are your co-workers Dutch? lol

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2023 00:46:03 ago (+0/-0)

You little bitch Christmas is awesome I’m gonna strangle you with a Santa hat and stab you with sharpened candy canes

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 4 monthsDec 12, 2023 00:41:57 ago (+0/-0)

I'm pouring 45ml of Christmas spirit on the rocks right now.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 22:18:37 ago (+0/-0)

Dildo factory?

[ - ] TheGreatWar 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 22:08:50 ago (+0/-0)

In which universe?

[ - ] MichelleObamasPenis 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 22:08:35 ago (+0/-0)

OK. So what? Man up and correctly answer "Yup".

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 21:03:41 ago (+2/-2)

I found your picture

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:52:52 ago (+4/-4)

What are you? a morally and intellectually superior communist?

Remember to reject Christian charity food when you need it and starve to death like good communists do.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 21:15:55 ago (+3/-0)

Are you taking this post as anti-Christian in some way?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 22:09:43 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 23:16:33 ago (+0/-0)

I'd like to reject christian food aid on behalf of Africa.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:22:55 ago (+4/-4)

No, you'd dress up as Pontius Pilates for Easter.
For Christmas, it's better to dress up as King Herrod.
Nobody curb stomped more baby Jews than Herrod.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 23:13:37 ago (+1/-0)

To celebrate Christmas, you suggest dressing like Herod, a jew who ordered all male children under two years old to be killed?

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 23:31:33 ago (+1/-0)

Killing baby jews is the TRUE spirit of the holidays.
Merry Whitemas!

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:29:15 ago (+1/-1)

Hadrian.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:30:18 ago (+2/-1)

Hadrian isn't a Christmas character.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2023 20:33:28 ago (+1/-1)

Touche.