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American cluster bitches… “Matchmaker’s brutal advice to 38-year-old woman who would ‘chew' beta men and 'spit them out’ goes viral”

submitted by DARTH_VARIANT to clusterBbitches 5 monthsDec 10, 2023 18:05:21 ago (+10/-1)     (www.foxnews.com)

https://www.foxnews.com/media/matchmakers-brutal-advice-38-year-old-woman-says-chews-beta-men-spits-goes-viral


American woman
Listen what I say
Don't come a-hangin' around my door
Don't wanna see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now, woman
Get away from me
American woman
Mama, let me be


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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 5 monthsDec 10, 2023 18:59:02 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 5 monthsDec 11, 2023 00:15:02 ago (+0/-0)

Why are Fox articles so hard to read? Are they written by retards or is it AI?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 5 monthsDec 10, 2023 19:20:26 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck, I hate whiny, anti-American songs by Canadians with low self-esteem. Besides, the song is about America represented by a seductive woman.

As for the link, the matchmaker is correct. The woman doesn't deserve love because she herself is incapable of expressing it, or even feeling it. It's a good thing she's 38, because she doesn't need to be raising any children without a father. The world is better off for that.