☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules
1

Are you a born again believer in Jesus Christ?

submitted by 1point21jiggawatts to whatever 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 01:02:15 ago (+4/-3)     (whatever)

Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.


View Results
17 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 02:00:09 ago (+4/-1)

Seems the kikes were attracted to this thread. Quick! Throw an antisemitic video at their feet!
https://files.catbox.moe/gj93i5.mp4

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 01:05:51 ago (+6/-3)

The "Kingdom of God" is a carny sideshow, and Christ-Cucks just gave the barker a nickle to see a fat tranny.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 01:57:58 ago (+2/-1)

I was a beleiber in J.C. since day one. You juat dont get it because youre parents were as gay as aids

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 05:18:27 ago (+0/-1)

Your comment is first rate for at least two reason! I like the part where it turns out OP had gay parents! Nice work.

..would offer upgoat but I quit doing that….., owe you one…three

[ - ] IsraelRespecter 2 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 01:23:45 ago (+4/-2)

anyone that rejects Christ is a jew and a pagan larper that needs to die lmao

Christianity is European heritage and has been our religion for 20,000 years

kikes deserve the rope and we will kill them all soon hahahahahahahahah

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 02:02:02 ago (+1/-1)

Hear hear. Good wholesome God smiting enemies.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsDec 10, 2023 01:08:06 ago (+0/-0)

Too many zeros there bruh

[ - ] The_Reunto 2 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 01:18:40 ago (+2/-0)

In my understanding of the sense of that, yes.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 04:49:25 ago (+3/-2)

All religion is cope.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 05:34:22 ago (+0/-1)

I disagree.., I believe we don’t have a grasp why nearly everyone has a ‘religious belief’.

Not all of us were indoctrinated…., and yet…, somewhere out of the blue so to speak…, a connection was made

Ludicrous, coping like you say, both are solid possibilities…, impossible to confirm at this point in time

Two hundred years from now when we maybe figure out the unknown drive we are born with……,, enlightenment will be like when we carried beepers?

Who knows? No one…., that’s the fun part!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsDec 10, 2023 01:06:52 ago (+0/-0)

No one made me believe anything.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 15:57:09 ago (+0/-0)

Are you a mental slave to Yahweh/Rabbi Jebus?

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 09:10:04 ago (+1/-1)

Saved on Mother's Day, Baptized on Father's Day.

[ - ] NukeAmerica -1 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 01:47:34 ago (+1/-2)

No, I used to be christian and now I hate it as much as jews. All three Abrahamic religions need to be banned and it's followers punished for practicing it.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 15:56:44 ago (+0/-0)

Can you finally say Piss on Mohamed?

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 16:29:54 ago (+0/-0)

DIE YOU KAFIR DOG!!!!

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 5 monthsDec 9, 2023 17:27:13 ago (+0/-0)

Lulz, the cognitive dissonance is strong in this one.