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Deaths from tainted cantaloupe increase to 3 in US and 5 in Canada

submitted by Conspirologist to Health 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 06:26:46 ago (+1/-4)     (thehill.com)

https://thehill.com/homenews/ap/ap-u-s-news/ap-deaths-from-tainted-cantaloupe-increase-to-3-in-u-s-and-5-in-canada/



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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 10:28:36 ago (+2/-0)

Oh my gawd it’s a pandemic!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 07:35:14 ago (+2/-0)

This is how Elvis died

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 11:54:53 ago (+1/-2)

I didn't know this. Can you elaborate?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 12:36:56 ago (+2/-0)

Do you know how many honey dew melons and cantelopes elvis was eating every day when he was fat elvis?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 14:01:44 ago (+2/-0)

No. But, does anyone?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 14:11:15 ago (+2/-0)

He ate 8 honey dew melons each morning

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 15:25:01 ago (+0/-0)

Rind and all!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 14:00:49 ago (+1/-0)

Cantaloupe eaters get rekt lol

[ - ] Glowbright 1 point 5 monthsDec 8, 2023 09:22:50 ago (+1/-0)

I guess this is what you get when you are to lazy to cut your own melon and you would rather let some minimum wage retard who does not wash his hands handle your food in a back room.