He doubted le authentic traditional remedy, and paid the price - Upgoat

He doubted le authentic traditional remedy, and paid the price
submitted by big_fat_dangus to Monkeyshines 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 18:17:33 ago (+21/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/fo18sn.mp4

[ - ] coldsoak 9 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 18:35:17 ago (+9/-0)

Which NFL team does this recruitment ritual belong to??? Looks pro level for sure.

[ - ] H8Texpress 6 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 18:31:12 ago (+6/-0)

All I heard was this:

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 19:11:56 ago (+5/-0)

You heard it right.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 2 points 5 monthsDec 7, 2023 05:53:38 ago (+2/-0)

just like us

[ - ] Dirtydyno 2 points 5 monthsDec 7, 2023 01:45:42 ago (+2/-0)

You know, sometimes I feel like this when I go to the doctor too!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 7, 2023 01:48:57 ago (+1/-0)

Ha! Fair point.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 20:03:00 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 5 monthsDec 7, 2023 07:22:27 ago (+1/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 1 point 5 monthsDec 7, 2023 05:54:55 ago (+1/-0)

oo eee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 23:16:20 ago (+1/-0)

The fuck is a chicken swirled around a persons head supposed to do?

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 22:05:56 ago (+1/-0)

That land mine is a bit too advanced technology for niggers, no? Where did they steal it?

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 1 point 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 22:03:33 ago (+1/-0)

Ran into the jungle and scalped itself removing it.

[ - ] Rowdybme -2 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 20:06:45 ago (+0/-2)

I bet it didn't hurt. You can close those traps on your hand. They are just designed to trap not maim.

[ - ] H8Texpress 1 point 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 20:17:41 ago (+1/-0)

He was obviously in pain when that trap closed.

[ - ] Rowdybme -1 points 5 monthsDec 7, 2023 02:43:34 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah he definitely wasn't acting. Watch videos on people who actually use those traps to justify them. They don't hurt.