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ummm no thanks, plus how the hell does that not grind off

submitted by deleted to Retarded 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 18:44:45 ago (+26/-2)     (Retarded)

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[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 21:21:38 ago (+0/-0)

Must have used non-caloric, silicon-based kitchen lubricant

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 6, 2023 02:00:24 ago (+1/-1)

I hope he died

Die

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 7, 2023 01:31:03 ago (+0/-0)

Im guessing by the way he was breathing it wasnt supposed to zipline like that? I sure wouldent zipline on a carabiner like that, but that is just me.

[ - ] Systemisgay 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 18:56:57 ago (+1/-0)

Is there any followup?

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 20:07:55 ago (+7/-1)

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 20:27:57 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 18:58:36 ago (+1/-0)

It may have been a follow down.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 19:56:38 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 20:02:54 ago (+0/-0)

The internet says he survived.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 19:33:43 ago (+3/-0)

Gloves.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 18:51:30 ago (+5/-0)

NO

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 20:07:27 ago (+6/-0)

It looked like he was going to have to unclip that carabiner to get it over the obstruction on the wire.

Crazy shit.

Thanks for sharing, OP!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 20:18:57 ago (+6/-0)

That's one wire (badly) attached to another. What you do is you have a second carabiner on another line, hook that up to the other wire, then unhook your old carabiner. And be ready on that parachute line.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 20:54:30 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 6, 2023 11:43:58 ago (+0/-0)

Oh hell no!

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 20:39:34 ago (+1/-0)

It a "base jumper", from what I recall he didn't expect to gain speed so much, he just wanted to make his way to the middle by hand & jump.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 19:01:41 ago (+7/-0)

Fuck that shit all the way.

[ - ] Peleg 10 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 18:57:40 ago (+10/-0)

That's a fast way to lose a finger or hand!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 9 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 20:38:59 ago (+9/-0)

Which is why we have 2 hands and a whole mess of fingers.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 16 points 1.5 yearsDec 5, 2023 20:03:57 ago (+16/-0)

He should check out this new thing called "wheel". I heard that its just amazing technology.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 6, 2023 01:35:07 ago (+3/-0)*

He should check out this new thing called "wheel"

FR. Lack of proper prior planning. FFS, people are stupid. Hows about just spending the extra money on a good quality zipline trolley and not fucking dying. Just a thought. Some people's entire purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

https://safetyworks.vn/en/products/petzl-trac-zipline-pulley-with-vertigo-wire/
https://thrillsyndicate.com/shop/isc-zippey-clipnzip-trolley/
https://theziplinestore.com/products/zr1-zipline-trolley?variant=566163685