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Which Would You Choose and Why?

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskUpgoat 5 monthsDec 4, 2023 22:43:34 ago (+24/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 35 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2023 22:47:04 ago (+35/-0)

Purple, obviously.

[ - ] Fascinus 17 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2023 22:58:01 ago (+17/-0)

Seconded.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 15 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 00:03:05 ago (+15/-0)

I'm feeling that purp too. We can tame the niggers if kikes aren't around to let them off the hook.

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 07:13:31 ago (+3/-0)

Thirded

[ - ] NoRefunds 6 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 03:49:19 ago (+6/-0)

Yeah purple solves most of the other problems as well

[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 07:39:13 ago (+6/-0)

Hit purple and the rest would pretty much sort themselves out on their own.

And if I could choose two, I'd press purple twice.

[ - ] lord_nougat 14 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2023 23:39:15 ago (+14/-0)

Purpal is best.
But I'd grab a big piece of plywood and lay it over all of them, mashing them all simultaneously!

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 10 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 01:54:55 ago (+10/-0)

I don't get it, it's just a pic of a purple button?

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 8 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 00:10:02 ago (+8/-0)

I have 10 fingers. And there are 7 buttons I'd hit.

Wouldn't hit the gray one. Because 90% of women on Earth are non-White.

I'll hit purple twice.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 7 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 00:36:29 ago (+7/-0)

Purple gets you everything but grey and maybe Pink….

[ - ] Allienonymus 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 09:45:38 ago (+0/-0)

Interbreeding pushed their iq up 15, you don't think it would drop back down after jewtube is gone?

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 3 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 19:18:36 ago (+3/-0)

Purple. The rest will sort itself out after that?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 07:02:57 ago (+4/-0)

Purple obviously. It solves almost every other problem the other buttons might solve.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 5 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2023 23:59:49 ago (+6/-1)

Trick question, you are not given a limit on what you may choose.

Red, blue, yellow, orange, purple, and pink.

Aliens are fake and gay, and billions of copies of me running around could be a disaster for the global gene pool, unless these inferior versions of me were eliminated before reproductive age, or at least prevented from doing so.

No, one of me is enough. Perhaps one day I'll have children of my own, and perhaps they will be much greater than I ever could have been, but all of that business is neatly filed away in the "Hypothetical scenarios: Do not Indulge" folder.

No use thinking of it. It isn't a pleasant subject, entertaining, or useful.

[ - ] x0x7 6 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 00:35:19 ago (+6/-0)

You hit the blue button. Your IQ goes up five points. You realize what grammar is.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 01:03:30 ago (+2/-1)

Nonono, it's more like this:

I hit white surrounding area, completely missing the buttons. I hurt myself in confusion.

Stat Change: -5 Charisma, -7 Intelligence (30 minutes), -2 Strength (30 seconds, Pain), +1 Constitution, -1 Dexterity (5 minutes).

No party members present, no relationship change.

Gains Effect: "Stupid Fuck" for 10 minutes. Character occasionally trips for no reason, or drops whatever item is being held at random intervals.

Global Effects: A vase falls over. -1 Stability.

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 02:39:41 ago (+4/-0)

Orange is the obvious answer.
The Earth could explode like Krypton and there would always by 50 million Whites, but nothing is protecting the Jews.

[ - ] Allienonymus 3 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 09:44:09 ago (+3/-0)

Purple gets you the same benefit of all the important ones

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 16:52:53 ago (+2/-0)

Purple, duh. jews are the #1 problem facing White society.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 3 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 06:02:02 ago (+3/-0)

Um purple final answer. The rest will be a cake walk after that.

[ - ] Illsithereandlaugh 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 15:40:20 ago (+2/-0)

Why are you making people like purple? Is this some sort of experiment? Are you a purple merchant?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 05:15:11 ago (+3/-0)

Holding that purple button down and not letting go. The white population wouldn't be dropping without jews. Women wouldn't be voting without jews. Whites wouldn't be getting dumbed down without jews. Niggers wouldn't be running wild in our societies without jews. Hitler would be respected without jews. Heck, I'd probably have kids without jews.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2023 23:41:36 ago (+3/-0)

Red, if you like to believe in "voting your way out of this".

Orange would be preferred, would want to read the fine print to see if you respawn or just another White is born the instant one dies.

If you can respawn, a few dedicated people can spend years accomplishing purple.

[ - ] psykx 3 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2023 22:58:33 ago (+3/-0)

I think I'd go Grey.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 21:49:28 ago (+1/-0)

I don't see how pink would help. It would make the other races more frustrating to control and deal with as well and more insufferable to tolerate. As far as the jews, didn't I read on here at some point their avg iq was higher than us? Or was that just propaganda? If its true, that wouldn't have enough of an effect as most their manipulation tactics don't require much iq to begin with.
And purp ofc

[ - ] NoSalvation 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 16:45:15 ago (+1/-0)

I should purple but i do Grey, sorry, real sorry

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 00:37:49 ago (+3/-1)

All except purple and grey.

Why? Cause I'm not a nigger who needs a million child support payments, and having the jews drop dead is too merciful. I would rather see them crushed and enslaved, so they can see their dreams destroyed so utterly.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 5 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 00:49:31 ago (+6/-1)

If all the jews drop dead, there will always be more idiots who adopt the Talmud as well.

Plus the purple button seems broken - either it’s been smashed too many times or all of the current Talmudists aren’t who they say they are…

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 10:41:29 ago (+1/-0)

Grey. My seed will be unextinguishable, peoples of earth will bare my likeness forever. Everyone will have to engage in incest though.

[ - ] clymer 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 08:59:43 ago (+1/-0)

grey. Married late / no kids - the thought of 4 billion me's gradually taking over the planet strikes me as tragically comical

[ - ] DrLeoMarvin 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 08:32:24 ago (+1/-0)

I'd love to see Yellow, but Purple is looking pretty good right about now too.

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 05:32:54 ago (+1/-0)

Blue is enticing. Imagine the amount of greatness that would entail. This would last for eons

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 12:06:35 ago (+1/-1)

grey. global IQ would rise by 40 points.

[ - ] oppressed 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 04:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

you cant be an ideology based on hate or violence and expect to win

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 05:18:31 ago (+2/-0)

I dunno, lots of people have won wars and imposed their ideology on others by force. What's stopping ideologies based on violence from winning?

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 03:40:04 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] IsraelRespecter -6 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 00:57:49 ago (+1/-7)

white button: All whites are killed by Black people