Do you have what it takes to get this used up old woman? - Upgoat

Do you have what it takes to get this used up old woman?
submitted by NukeAmerica to Women 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 23:47:31 ago (+30/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] NuckFiggers 13 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 02:42:53 ago (+13/-0)

All this ego and she lives in Akron.

[ + ] Rowdybme

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 04:47:18 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao I just posted the same thing

[ - ] TheGreatWar 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 00:44:15 ago (+9/-1)

Hello future wife. You certainly have built a wonderful life for yourself. Moving into your world appeals to me, as I have no goals of my own. I masturbate often as it helps me procrastinate. If you need someone to take photos of you in Italy I literally have all day. I don't ask for much. Maybe we can meet at Starbucks and see where this goes. Xoxo

[ - ] con77 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 02:45:21 ago (+6/-0)

Stretch marks and saggy tits mmmm!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 01:14:15 ago (+6/-0)

Do any guys actually fall for this bullshit?

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 01:44:36 ago (+10/-2)

This is the average women these days, boomer.

[ + ] Bottled_Tears

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 03:01:36 ago (+6/-0)

No joke this is all I see.

[ + ] SocksOnCats

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 13:50:24 ago (+1/-0)

What's with the 'boomer' bullshit? Trying to be divisive or edgy?

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 17:02:36 ago (+0/-0)

Total boomer death!

[ + ] SocksOnCats

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 19:10:52 ago (+0/-0)

I agree with that. Really.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 11:58:52 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, far too many will simp for broads like her.

[ - ] Rowdybme 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 04:46:21 ago (+5/-0)

All that and she from fucking Akron.

[ - ] DoughGoy 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 01:18:33 ago (+5/-0)

I'm not man enough to step up and take care of her and her kids. I'm just a boy.

[ - ] Eric_Cartman 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 05:45:02 ago (+4/-0)

Lol she wants "tanned" nigger, I bet her children nigglets too and she already knows no while man will want her.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 04:35:02 ago (+3/-0)

Oh wow only the finest for this expired roastbeef sandwich I dont even think a microwave can fix this better to just toss it in the trash were it belongs.

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 11:03:05 ago (+2/-0)

If I were a tall handsome man in Akron I’d be tempted to set up a date at a very fancy place with this hag. I’d show up, sweep her off her feet with tales of my successes, my wealth, my love of travel, my villa in Italy, etc. Then when she’s on the hook and desperate for another date, I’d send her a message completely annihilating her where it would hurt her the most. Say something about her nose being too long, her arms too flabby or something.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 13:45:18 ago (+0/-0)

Ha only women know how to hurt other women

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 02:18:53 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] WanderingToast

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 03:30:19 ago (+2/-0)

Pro tip to fake talk any language fluently.

Learn how to say the following
My name is x, I'm X years old, I'm from x and I like X music / band.

After this simply follow the "yes, yes, no" principle.

Yes in answer to the first thing they say, yes to the 2nd, no to the 3rd.

Feel free to mix it up by adding some emotion etc to your answer.

You will be amazed how well this works and for how long.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 09:22:13 ago (+1/-0)

Then please post screen caps for the entertainment of the rest of us.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 14:00:47 ago (+1/-0)

When I was 40, it would have still been pedophilia.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 12:35:26 ago (+1/-0)

She's stupid. All she has to offer is a dick holster and every woman on earth is carrying around one of those.

Women are stupid. jews are the reason they're bold.

[ - ] ARGENT 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 11:48:50 ago (+1/-0)

Akron is a nigger infested hellhole, dark skinned only so yeah, a filthy coalburner.

Day of the rope.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:33:04 ago (+1/-0)

I speak a bit of Klingon. That checks both, second language and being entertaining.
There is no Klingon word for ‘roasty’; so conversation is going to be a challenge.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 09:26:35 ago (+1/-0)

Ahem.

"roasty" = "ngaQ"

"qay'be'"
(You're welcome.)

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 09:34:00 ago (+1/-0)

🤣

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 05:39:39 ago (+1/-0)

her name is pronounced....

klah
clay
kluh

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 07:52:42 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 15:31:54 ago (+0/-0)