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Holy shit guys I am getting married in 2 days

submitted by scoopadoop to whatever 5 monthsDec 1, 2023 23:08:17 ago (+34/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] Fascinus 14 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2023 23:49:29 ago (+14/-0)

Congratulations, goat!

Make lots of White babies.

[ - ] H8Texpress 9 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2023 23:22:44 ago (+9/-0)

Congratulations, I wish you and your wife nothing but good things and many children.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 9 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2023 23:19:07 ago (+9/-0)

Right on! Best thing I ever did. Good luck to you!

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 01:04:16 ago (+8/-0)

Fuck, man. Brace yourself. Shit is going to get way worse.
But then better. And then worse again. Over and over until you give up and / or lose count.

At any rate, I hope you both end up happy, with many awesome kids.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 08:58:17 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 16:25:25 ago (+2/-0)

But then better. And then worse again.

Don't suppose this pattern seems to repeat every 28 days?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 16:46:31 ago (+2/-0)

As a matter of fact, it rather did. Up until recently...

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 16:55:18 ago (+2/-0)

So "winter is coming"...still in the storm or is it springtime for lady_nougat?

My luck it'll be 20 years before winter.

[ - ] dingbat 6 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 01:56:37 ago (+6/-0)

All the babies.
All the love.
Congratulations!

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 00:37:15 ago (+5/-0)

Make sure you have a good videographer. Ours was badass and I watch the video all the time.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 01:05:51 ago (+2/-0)

Don't have him make porn!

[ - ] Cunt 3 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 08:42:12 ago (+3/-0)

Congratulations! Have fun making white babies on the honeymoon!

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 00:34:10 ago (+4/-0)

Oh my God! Run!!!
Jkjk you will be happy and you should have five kids.

Congrats

[ - ] Inward 3 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 08:10:43 ago (+3/-0)

Congratulations! (Assuming you are White. If not, KYS.)

[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 12:54:58 ago (+2/-0)

Insert tab A into slot B.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2023 23:10:51 ago (+3/-0)

Congratulations.

Hopefully to a woman? Make lots of babies.

Is she Japanese? Old voat had an entire demographic that would upvote you for it and shit on anyone who disagreed.

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 00:34:48 ago (+4/-0)

No more contributing to the hapa problem

[ - ] H8Texpress 6 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 00:37:18 ago (+6/-0)

Every hapa I've ever met/dealt with has been a complete trainwreck as a person.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 00:43:20 ago (+1/-0)

Same is true for full blood asians. Fupa?

[ - ] scoopadoop [op] 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 09:51:24 ago (+2/-0)

No she is from Russia

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 08:32:53 ago (+2/-0)

Make Whites.

[ - ] Speakfreely 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 07:04:16 ago (+2/-0)

Congratulations!

Stay committed and make babies.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 07:04:11 ago (+2/-0)

You'll make someone a good wife.

Beer and skittles aside, congrats OP.

[ - ] Imperivm 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 18:41:45 ago (+1/-0)

Have at least 10 white kids

[ - ] goat777 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 17:30:50 ago (+1/-0)

Congratulations! Homeschool your kids. There are people that are doing homeschool "schools" to make it easier on your schedule. Good luck!!!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 02:43:40 ago (+2/-0)

Congratulations!! (bring breath mints)

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 02:12:06 ago (+2/-0)

F

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 16:28:11 ago (+1/-0)

Good luck. Lord_nougat is right...it'll suck, then get better and repeat.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 01:34:43 ago (+2/-0)

Good for you, sounds like your excited and I hope you have many White babies!

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2023 23:56:17 ago (+4/-2)

Pre-nup

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 06:36:32 ago (+4/-0)

cuck judges throw prenups out of court every day

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 07:16:53 ago (+2/-0)

That sucks. If signed sober and not under duress, it should stand.

Makes me all the more appreciative I got joint custody and no child support payments

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 08:40:44 ago (+3/-0)

'We were drunk and he MADE me do it!'

Cuck judges will ALWAYS believe her.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 3 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 08:28:03 ago (+3/-0)

Stay broke, no worries.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 08:34:40 ago (+1/-0)

true, the universe provides, hell, the earth provides.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 06:38:15 ago (+2/-1)

See you again in a year or two, when she stops having tingles and divorce-rapes you

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 06:17:31 ago (+2/-1)

If she swallows it won't last
If she doesn't it won't start.

[ - ] ilikeskittles -1 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 09:20:33 ago (+0/-1)

Why would you do such a foolish thing?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 01:04:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Niggly_Puff 0 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2023 23:34:04 ago (+1/-1)

Hope you have a prenup.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 06:37:46 ago (+2/-0)

prenups are worthless, cuck judges throw them out every day ('he forced me to sign it! He abused me!').

[ - ] Scyber -1 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 02:07:11 ago (+1/-2)

Hope you have a pre-nup because women don't give a fuck about anything these days.

[ - ] Sleazy -2 points 5 monthsDec 2, 2023 05:28:47 ago (+0/-2)

they give a fuck about themselves and their perceived status, as well as who is going to pay for their lifestyle, they care about that