I pissed off my mother in law and it was hilarious - Upgoat

I pissed off my mother in law and it was hilarious
submitted by deleted to Rants 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:27:58 ago (+26/-0) (Rants)

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[ - ] deleted 17 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:36:28 ago (+17/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 8 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:48:07 ago (+8/-0)

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[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 11 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 12:31:43 ago (+11/-0)

You already married into that family? Good luck.

[ - ] WNwoman 13 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 11:28:56 ago (+13/-0)

She knows way too much about your business. Cut off the info train and have your woman stop telling her things as well.

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 14:11:32 ago (+5/-0)

Disinfo is better. Make her look retarded when she runs her mouth thinking she knows what she's talking about.

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 19:18:08 ago (+2/-0)

Great advice. I put my mom on an ‘information diet’, years ago. The less she knows, the better.
She once called me and asked what was new since our last talk. I said, ‘nothing new, just working’. Then she asked for 5 thousand dollars, since I was working so much. I can’t tell her anything.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:37:32 ago (+1/-0)

Some people ax tuh barruh shugga butcho ass won't 5k bish puhleez!

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:41:58 ago (+2/-0)

Indecipherable. Is that nigger?

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 22:30:58 ago (+2/-0)

Some people here believe that intentional misspelling is witty. I always ignore and move on to sane comments.

[ - ] H8Texpress 11 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 11:29:46 ago (+11/-0)

My piece of shit Mother called CPS on my sister over a fucking minor argument. What kind of sick cunt calls CPS on her own daughter over nothing.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 12:32:46 ago (+5/-0)

Someone wanting to be shunned for the rest of eternity.

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 12:54:32 ago (+4/-0)

My Mom is a complete fucking psycho. I have dozens of stories like this.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 13:05:29 ago (+3/-0)

Do we have the same mother?

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 13:52:56 ago (+3/-0)

She ever open credit cards in your name.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 13:04:59 ago (+5/-0)

Liberal White women! They are really really sick

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 9 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:54:24 ago (+9/-0)

Just a heads up- alluding. Eluding is when you flee from the cops. It's a common error.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 13:06:09 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, yes. Fuck off, nazi!
Jkjk

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 12:57:43 ago (+5/-0)

I don't know your situation and I'm not telling you what to do, but how does your mother in law know anything about your assets? I didn't even let my fiance know the full extent of what I owned.

And I get very antagonistic towards mothers because gfs' mothers always act like they should get their asses kissed like I'm some high school kid begging to go to prom. How the fuck did she even know about your house?

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 13:03:39 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 13:12:07 ago (+5/-0)

Holy fucking shit. I would go ballistic. You've got to be careful. Keep all records of that bitch looking into your background and figure out how to get a restraining order so you can get one quick if need be. Make sure your wife is aware of what you're doing. What her mom did is way out of bounds. I've lost it with moms that have done much less.

I've also had a few bitches do deep dives on me and it ended any potential they might have had. Not that they know what the fuck they're doing, most think all they need to do is a social media search.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 13:17:33 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] Nietzsche

[ - ] Nietzsche 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 20:17:43 ago (+1/-0)

Be careful. A sane woman can turn into her mother. They often do.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:39:28 ago (+1/-0)

The mom and some of the family members ran background checks on me

And that same day I ended the relationship...oh wait this is 🤡 🌎

[ - ] FacelessOne 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 12:48:14 ago (+4/-0)

Narcissistic Sociopath.

You should seriously move away before she tries take your kids.

I don't understand men who speak to women like this at all. Everything you say will be weaponized against you someday.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 12:54:54 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 13:02:32 ago (+3/-1)

Oh so you're one of those toxic relationship addicts.

Enjoy the hell

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

How'd you get real estate on planet crypton?

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:47:45 ago (+4/-0)

Seriously, this bitch was insinuating that Chicago, IL and Helena, MT are identical politically, and financially, outside their location .... this bitch is seriously retarded or incredibly malicious, and sometimes i wonder which it is. Im leaning to malicious based off a lot of her other behavior.

Chicago? You're arguing with a FIB (fucking Illinois bitch). She's going to keep acting like a Democrat with TDS...you're now the "bad orange man".

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:59:24 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Kung_Flu 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 12:24:28 ago (+3/-0)

Auto theft is relatively rare. But these idiots don't understand that a single auto theft can set a person back years financially and people are extremely averse to such incidents. Car jackings are just auto theft with extra spiciness on top.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 12:32:40 ago (+4/-0)

A fed was jacked. Too bad the nigger didn't goodify him and get himself goodified in the process.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 13:17:41 ago (+2/-0)

Double goodification

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 21:42:40 ago (+1/-0)

Goodification^2

[ + ] Kung_Flu

[ - ] Kung_Flu 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 15:59:55 ago (+1/-0)

I'm talking about in general. OP's MIL has no understanding how bad carjacking is until it happens to her. And the news won't cover it and warn her about the danger.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 11:02:39 ago (+3/-0)

Many people like her have moved into my rural area and bring their fucked up ways with them. I love asking them if they thing when shit goes south if they will be the first eaten by locals.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 11:14:50 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 11:18:03 ago (+3/-0)

Some in-laws can be fucked up. Trust me, I know. Many years ago I decided the type of people I allow in my family circle and its easy to remain there but some people are just fucked up and get expelled.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 15:41:20 ago (+1/-0)

Could this woman be a covert narcissist?

This may come as a jab against you, but I don’t think it is good for you to be in conflict with the mother of your wife. As she is known to stir shit, I would do my best to avoid her as nothing good will come from conflict with this person.

As for your cabin in the woods. It is worth knowing that cheaper places are far removed from places where wealth is made. If you’re able to move away from wealthy areas without it being a detriment towards buikding wealth, then by all means. But keep it in mind.

As for Chicago, I know there are established yid communities. And when the time comes, you can remove the blacks and rejuvenate the area. Order to chaos.

Also: Hope you enjoyed a delicious hotdog and deep dish!

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 2, 2023 19:35:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 14:19:43 ago (+1/-0)

The mothers of females tend to be the WORST!

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 11:06:50 ago (+1/-0)

Tell the house is going to be where she'll stay once she's too old.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 12:33:52 ago (+1/-0)

"It has a basement..." Wink

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:41:29 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like a very stupid, intrusive woman. Just tell her to mind her own business and you'll mind yours, and repeat that every time she brings it up.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:45:13 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica -1 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 17:22:24 ago (+0/-1)

You are dealing with a literal demon in human form. Kill her when you get the chance.

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I pissed off my mother in law and it was hilarious submitted by deleted to Rants 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:27:58 ago (+26/-0) (Rants)

I pissed off my mother in law and it was hilarious
submitted by deleted to Rants 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 10:27:58 ago (+26/-0) (Rants)