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The break room at my new job has a tv and holy shit the news is fake and gay

submitted by NaturalSelectionistWorker to LyingNewsMedia 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 12:42:08 ago (+54/-0)     (LyingNewsMedia)

Yesterdays news: "Chona is reporting a huge surge in viral infections! It's so mysterious and unexpkained!"

Today's news: "We're seeing the highest rate of local covid and flu cases since last march! The pandemic is back, get your vaccines!"

It's late november. No shit people are getting sick. No mention of immune nutrition or why people get sick when they stop getting vitamin D from sunlight.

And when they're not resurrecting covid fears, it's "Trump trial! Orange man bad! No proof of Hunter Biden conspirazoid theory. Israel agrees to cease fire but poor innocent jews got shot anyway. Let's hear from this jew who was brutalized by Hamas...."

Don't they have violent nigger crimes to report on? Something to break up the monotony.


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