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Roastie attempts to friend friendzone, gets brutally dropped

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 08:43:43 ago (+36/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/zk3cwc.mp4



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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 03:29:28 ago (+0/-0)

I’m never taking a woman out to a restaurant like that unless she is my Mom. These dinner whores got really big in the 2000s with Sex and the City. I’m supposed to splurge on some overpriced meal with ridiculous presentation that will come out brown in 8 hours? GO FUCK YOURSELF.

These are the same whores who want you to wine and dine them for $150 every weekend and then monkeybranch up to the next wealthiest guy because she got you to spend all of your money like a Puerto Rican on the 1st of the Month and now you’re 32 and have no savings or condo. GTFOH.

I’ll take that $150 and buy a lamp for my place or a couple of work shirts or put it in my savings.

[ - ] con77 15 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 08:53:37 ago (+15/-0)

She wants her "friend" to pay for her meal

[ - ] NeonGreen 6 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 09:29:11 ago (+6/-0)

Yes that's what I read in her face.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 11:24:28 ago (+3/-0)

Don't see the problem, sometimes I pay for my friends, guess the difference is, they eventually pay me back.

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:16:52 ago (+5/-0)

You mean your friends not women

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 14:32:04 ago (+1/-0)

Seen and if you understand that you understand why women when they go out split the fucking bill to the last cent and annoy waiters.

They know that if they pay now the other bitches will never in the future repay by buying.

They do the gold digging subconsciously.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 20:41:00 ago (+1/-0)

Hookers are not your friends and herpes is not a currency

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 06:43:21 ago (+0/-0)

For the pharma jew it is.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 11 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 09:11:18 ago (+11/-0)

I couldn't deal with her accent

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:19:06 ago (+3/-0)

Grating and unintelligible. Though not as grating as fucking pajeets, vomit inducing I swear to God!
I was trying to watch a new Shawn baker video with a brown woman I thought was African or Mexican, but noooooo it’s a pajeeta with lip fillers. The accent was so goddamn grating, I noped out with ten seconds into the video.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 10:52:06 ago (+8/-0)

she wants a cuck who pays her way while she gives nothing in return. and I don't know how anyone could listen to that fuckin voice and accent all day every day. I also highly doubt this bitch has ever ran the sweeper in her dwelling.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 14:13:28 ago (+2/-0)

It's more common than not. Her ilk wants a whole stable of cucks to wait in the friendzone until she needs them to get herself some free stuff/money while she only puts out for Chad. Bitches have tried to put me into this category too, but just like the guy in the video, I walk away. Imagine expecting a guy to put his life on hold so you can drain him of his resources without giving him anything in return. Sadly, there are guys who will accept this arrangement.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2023 03:31:04 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, they sign up for OnlyCucks.

[ - ] HeyJames 7 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 08:50:11 ago (+7/-0)

If Chad had tattoos and sold drugs that wouldn't have gone down like that

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:25:37 ago (+0/-0)

Friend zone is where the woman gets all the perks of a bf but without having to put out/commit.

The rule guys is that women won't pay for what they can get for free

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 5 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 11:52:37 ago (+5/-0)

What an odd pairing of people. Blue collard southern dude and European floozie mimicking her conception of being high class. She probably knows he’s good at fixing things or something. Playing for a free handyman.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:20:19 ago (+2/-0)

European

Umm, philipina

[ - ] edmundo 4 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 12:16:36 ago (+4/-0)

She looks like a tranny.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:21:14 ago (+1/-0)

Well, duh

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 17:20:14 ago (+3/-0)

I don't play this shit either. I don't have a single female friend.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 17:29:48 ago (+0/-1)

I was thinking about your retarded username earlier today for some reason.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 01:24:48 ago (+0/-0)

screws with your mind, doesn't it?

I think i started a trend with this username. i'm seeing a bunch of similar jokes trending online in the last 2 weeks.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 08:51:25 ago (+4/-0)

What actually happened there? What doesn't he have time for? I'm in a phone so may have missed something.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 6 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 09:14:14 ago (+6/-0)

Roastie tried to shit-test him to see if he was a betabuck cuck.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:31:44 ago (+2/-0)

deleted

[ - ] kammmmak 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 10:18:29 ago (+3/-0)

Wear baby brains?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:45:49 ago (+2/-0)

What a lot of guys don’t know is “friend” is code word for “fuck buddy” for women.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:16:23 ago (+2/-0)

What has the world come to when even fuckin philipinas are rejecting perfectly normal looking White blokes

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 12:00:32 ago (+2/-0)

Fabricated and homosexual

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

Well, duh

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 10:50:43 ago (+2/-0)

She’s dumb looking.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 13:20:58 ago (+2/-0)

Well, duh

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 10:49:32 ago (+2/-0)

What was the context anyway?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 11:25:55 ago (+2/-0)

Guess the context is that he knows the code words.

"We are very different"= "your dick will never be sucked by me"

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 14:31:42 ago (+1/-0)

some fake reality tv most likely

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 10:28:18 ago (+2/-0)

Ah the voice, that's why she has no friends

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 16:05:11 ago (+1/-0)

She has the "friend" maybe 2 that pay her rent. the one that pays her electric bill. The one that pays for her car. The one that gives her coke. Some she fucks. Some she dont. Theyre all being used and can be replaced at the drop of a hat.

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 17:59:53 ago (+1/-0)

future bitchy miserable cat lady

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 14:32:54 ago (+1/-0)

Easy way to break the friendzone is to ask her to fix you up with one of her other friends.

Suddenly the truth comes out

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 14:30:24 ago (+1/-0)

fake