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Paul Neri is a butthurt faggot
submitted by SecretHitler to Whitepill 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 17:05:34 ago (+15/-1) (Whitepill)

Reminder he's had hemorrhoids for weeks and is in constant pain.

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65658957b761a

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:06:43 ago (+4/-0)

I thought you were just telling us something we already know, but no, you're actually sharing new information.

This reminds me of the time a gay guy told me he had cancer and I made a joke about it being ass cancer and he confirmed that, in all seriousness, it was.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:25:51 ago (+2/-1)

Yes but anus cancer isn't confined to gays. Remember Farrah Fawcett-Majors? So...when you're unlucky enough to get piles...anus cancer does flicker on the radar.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:12:46 ago (+5/-0)

Yes but anus cancer isn't confined to gays.

Correct. It is, however, largely confined to those who take it in the ass.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 23:32:49 ago (+1/-1)

Why is that relevant to the discussion?

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 00:16:11 ago (+2/-0)

Confirmation of @NaturalSelectionistWorker 's implied assertion concerning the correlation of ass cancer to sodomy, a matter of which I'd imagine you'd be acutely aware.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:46:53 ago (+1/-0)

he confirmed that, in all seriousness, it was.

🤣 yoo gone die nigga frum bein ghey!

Now datz sum sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 17:11:30 ago (+3/-0)

Alas but i have only one upvote to give

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:54:54 ago (+1/-1)

A smart comment. Coming from you, I'm impressed.

[ + ] RepublicanNerd

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:16:35 ago (+1/-0)

Amazing you can even grasp the concept

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:19:45 ago (+2/-1)

Didn't sink in straight away. I think I came back to it and the penny dropped. It wasn't a nice comment.

[ - ] soupnazi 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 17:32:05 ago (+2/-0)

Did I block him without realizing it. I keep hearing people talk about him but I honestly never see the guy.

How is a guy who is this irrelevant on voat so relevant?

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 17:56:50 ago (+5/-0)

Our hatred for him unites us

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:27:40 ago (+3/-2)

Thanks bro. Yes I am Voat's jew.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:40:11 ago (+4/-0)

Upvoat for lack of capital j.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler [op] 5 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:43:36 ago (+5/-0)

He claimed support for jews and israel as recent as yesterday

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:42:34 ago (+2/-1)

Trolling.

There seem to be more old goats than possibly you realise.

As for the angry American 30somethings...blood sport!

If you're a troll, as I am, you want kicks; you want a reaction; provoke people (I know, it's frightfully immature). Young bloods tend to be hot under the collar and rise to the bait like ...feisty little trout!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:46:53 ago (+1/-0)

Sure, he's a fckwit that frequently posts unarchived normie/ npc tier MSM links that allows leeching of personal device user data via AWS (amazon web services) - but hey 'its just a prank bro' gtfo.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:49:50 ago (+1/-2)

Yes. I am an admirer of Israel. Yes, like someone who likes to think of himself as a civilised human-being I abhor what Hamas did and, yes, in the same vein, the civilian deaths in the Gaza appal me and I wish Israel could have been more target-selective but ... no-one gives a f..k what I think so I really don't know why I bother telling the world.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler [op] 4 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:59:06 ago (+4/-0)

Anyone who admires israel is a piece of shit

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:52:27 ago (+1/-2)*

Nonsense.Israel's determination to defend itself and hunt down those who strike it is awesome.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:50:52 ago (+2/-0)

If only you cared this much for your Australian country men as much when they were having tyranny imposed on them by kangajews.

But being a jewcocksuckin faggot I'm guessing you hid behind the mask of compliance to show your support for the tiny hats.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:18:01 ago (+1/-1)

H...how could you attack me when I'm in pain ffs? Do you kick a man when he's down normally? Forgot. You're a Queenslander.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:51:09 ago (+1/-1)

Cynabuns speaking: "paul, don't despair. I hang off your every utterance".

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:42:10 ago (+1/-1)

mmm! Thanks bob. Always pleased for an upvote. Not sure what the significance is about the capital J but, hey, am I gunna complain!

[ - ] dassar 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:43:09 ago (+2/-0)

You're a useless homosexual zog slurping nigger-loving idiot shabbos goy - did i get that right faggot ?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 23:34:57 ago (+1/-1)

Oh dass. True to form. Get a life!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 20:01:12 ago (+1/-0)

Get a life!

'Get a hemorrhoid cushion !!'

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 20:15:58 ago (+1/-0)

Well...thanks, dass. Just googled them and they do exist. I'm hoping (praying, actually) this is just a passing problem.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:26:57 ago (+1/-1)

I hope not bro. Blocking is for girls and I thought I was in the company of Men!

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler [op] 4 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:34:10 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah we know you like men you were real clear on that

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:52:43 ago (+1/-0)

What exactly are you implying?

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:14:41 ago (+5/-0)

That you're a poof.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:33:10 ago (+2/-1)

He's a big boy, Fascinus. Doesn't need help from you.

[ - ] dassar 5 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:49:04 ago (+5/-0)

Cant you handle more than one at a time, you tiny poof.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 23:38:06 ago (+1/-1)

dass. Both you and your mate Fascinus should realise I'm not gay but you persist with the suggestion. It doesn't bother me much save it's inaccurate. Like calling you a girl when we believe you to be a boy!

[ - ] dassar 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 12:38:30 ago (+3/-0)

Dont talk to me faggot.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 18:09:08 ago (+1/-1)

Ok. The-I-won't!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:39:42 ago (+1/-0)

He's successfully trolling.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:57:07 ago (+1/-1)

nah. I just love the attention.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:39:16 ago (+1/-0)

Fair comment. First and foremost Voat is one of the few sites that will have me, which is why I came here in the first place. I liked old Gab but not the new version. Reddit/Guardian asked me to leave (banned).

There seem to be more old goats than possibly you realise.

As for the angry American 30somethings...blood sport!

If you're a troll, as I am, you want kicks; you want a reaction; provoke people (I know, it's frightfully immature). Young bloods tend to be hot under the collar and rise to the bait like ...feisty little trout!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:55:23 ago (+2/-0)

Redditasked me to leave (banned).

That's saying something. They welcome degenerate faggots on that site.

You gotta be on some other degenerate level to get banned for being a degenerate on that site.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 23:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

Tbh...I was gobsmacked. I'd heard/thought Reddit was a meeting place for hard men with hard views. My view was wrong.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 07:35:01 ago (+3/-0)

A hard man is good to find, eh, Queeri?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 23:16:15 ago (+0/-0)

heard/thought Reddit was a meeting place for hard men with hard views. My view was wrong.

Couldn't have been because it was too limp wristed and faggoty they welcome degenerates like you.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:45:50 ago (+0/-0)*

Reminder he's had hemorrhoids for weeks and is in constant pain

Owwsheeeeeiiiiiihehheheiiiit he en uhhh uhhh Uncle buttplug finally hook it up?

Nigga wuz awl slidin uppin mai DMs treynah ack awl scr8 ennnn sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!!

I been toltin awn uh kangajews niggaz out heer aint ghey! Yo ass nedduh git wit deyt Paulina qweeri ass kangajew ass nigga gnome seyin?!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:46:46 ago (+1/-1)

bros..I'm logging off to sit in a hot bath.Later.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:53:44 ago (+1/-0)

Do you make the water to your bath rainbow jihad color and pledge allegiance to the pedo flag prior to getting in?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:14:04 ago (+1/-1)

No but if I thought it would help with the red hot poker in my rear end I would willingly do so. Pain breaketh the man. This man at least. I've always been hyper-sensitive to pain. Quite embarrassing.

Anyway...had my bath. Didn't do much. Old folk should be careful about taking baths. You can get in but it's a bit of a battle getting out and you wouldn't want to leave the hot water running - boiled goat!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:42:02 ago (+3/-0)

Do people in your IT office know your a flaming faggot?

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 5 monthsNov 29, 2023 00:10:00 ago (+1/-0)

Pain, scorned by yonder gout-ridden wretch, endured by yonder dyspeptic in the midst of his dainties, borne bravely by the girl in travail. Slight thou art, if I can bear thee, short thou art if I cannot bear thee!

-Seneca

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:38:05 ago (+2/-2)*

Off topic but you can see how war and fighting where people get their legs blown off; bullets through their eye...is so insane! Like, life presents us with enough aches and pains without us seeking them out. The human condition is absolutely f..ked! Madness.There is no God; no Intelligent Designer; there's just lunacy.

I wish hemorrhoids on:

Vladimir Putin
Mohammed Deif
Kim Jong Un.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:33:55 ago (+2/-2)

Thanks SH - didn't think you cared.Update...good at the moment. Taken the morning dump which is hell-time. I think it's on the wane. Had the problem about 8 years ago and it went away. It was then caused by Constipation but be damned if I can understand how the latest problem occurred.I'm wondering if it is caused by my bowl of cashews each day? This cream I've been using, Anusol or something, didn't seem to do anything so I'm going to buy something called "witch hazel".Anyway...I'm pleased we have something to talk about. I'll keep you posted.Thanks again, bro.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:35:44 ago (+4/-0)

rope your neck = no more asshurt

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:41:33 ago (+2/-0)

Trollolol!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:44:37 ago (+1/-1)

bob! You...you of Italian extraction too? You reaching out, bro? Alas I can't speak Italian but mama f..king mia! Good to hear from a fellow wog - bob-the-wog!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:35:48 ago (+3/-0)

No no, I'm no wop. Referring to this old meme.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DRMBxnxWiNQ

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:44:32 ago (+1/-1)

dude, that is some guy who mouths off all the time! I don't see the connection to me!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 19:48:42 ago (+2/-0)

You just like to wind them up.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:21:06 ago (+2/-0)

damned if I can understand how the latest problem occurred.

Could be a Latex allergy. Ask your shirtlifing mates to switch to vinyl condoms or go bareback.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:52:02 ago (+3/-0)

Lmao .. the faggot is prolapsing.