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What in the absolute effin' heck is going on out there? I have several girls telling me they love me right now and i'm doing *nothing* whatsoever to attract these girls.

submitted by anon to askanon 1.5 yearsNov 28, 2023 00:43:11 ago (+1/-2)     (askanon)

One girl I have NEVER flirted with even once, but she says she thinks I'm funny. and 2 other girls i've flirted with but how they fell in love with me idk. i'm not doing a damn thing to impress these girls, and the last few times i've been at a social gathering with girls between 18-21 they all make plays for me like i'm some sort of babe magnet.

whatever this is, i think it's got to be something going on with the state of the world more than it has to do with me.


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[ - ] anon 3182247 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 28, 2023 08:23:52 ago (+2/-0)

They are herd animals. If one is attracted to you the others will compete for your attention.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 28, 2023 15:43:17 ago (+1/-0)

checks calendar

Oh yes, it's "sucking up for free shit" season.

Don't get tricked.

[ - ] anon 4126402 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 28, 2023 01:02:03 ago (+2/-0)

Post pics of their tits

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 28, 2023 09:21:14 ago (+1/-0)

they are gangtrolling you

[ - ] anon 1248243 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 28, 2023 09:51:19 ago (+2/-0)

Could be the "'effing hecks" he's throwing around. That'll get them every time.

[ - ] anon 1795287 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 28, 2023 02:59:13 ago (+0/-0)

Flirting with them is literally doing something to attract them.

[ - ] anon 3114259 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 28, 2023 13:05:23 ago (+0/-0)

i should specify that i'm doing nothing to attract them that strongly, and the one i'm not flirting with at all.

but does that make a difference to you or are you just expressing jealousy?

[ - ] anon 1795287 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 28, 2023 16:59:35 ago (+0/-0)

If you want me to be jealous then

1 Are they hot?
2 Are you actually banging them all?

Even if both are yes all you get is a high five.

I just thought your post was silly like you normally think you need to go out of your way or make a grand gesture to convince a girl to like you.

[ - ] anon 3833245 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 29, 2023 21:37:21 ago (+0/-0)

I just thought your post was silly like you normally think you need to go out of your way or make a grand gesture to convince a girl to like you.

trying to walk back your comment while declaring yourself the winner here? lol you have nothin'. let me explain, so you know i know.

convince a girl to like you.

the OP specifically uses the word love, and you were told a second time after your first deliberate misinterpretation of my words.

like you normally think you need to go out of your way or make a grand gesture

this part just adds to your second deliberate misinterpretation of me using the word love, but i'd venture to guess that you also wish to pretend that you're Mr. Pussyslayer or something by acting like it's a casual thing to get women to like and love you and everything in between, and this is supposed to make a case for the "just a high five" bit.

sex has never be more scare in world history and you're acting like banging 3 different girls (those are just those ones I mentioned in the post) ain't no thing. .... you need to dial 1-800-come-on-now and get less jealous.

also, it's not good that I may or may not be putting notches on these girls' belts - and i tell them that. but they just keep coming.

[ - ] anon 1248243 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 29, 2023 21:54:10 ago (+0/-0)

You might really need to play heed to Bobdole9's advice.

[ - ] anon 3114259 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 30, 2023 01:31:08 ago (+0/-0)

oh, and you would bang every single one of the girls i'm talking to for sure, unless you were trying to contradict my point

[ - ] anon 1795287 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 30, 2023 03:27:28 ago (+0/-0)

So you're not banging any of them and they're not hot is what I'm hearing.

[ - ] anon 3114259 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 1, 2023 16:53:48 ago (+0/-0)

So you're not banging any of them and they're not hot is what I'm hearing.


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