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submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:18:37 ago (+19/-5) (ShitpostLitterBox)

Do you prefer breads or toast?

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[ - ] Neral 12 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:28:20 ago (+12/-0)

All toast is bread, but not all bread is toast. Coincidence? I think not.

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica 4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 20:57:34 ago (+4/-0)

Daily reminder that Bibi Netanyahu is a jew

[ - ] H8Texpress 8 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:37:07 ago (+8/-0)

Careful OP or conspiropajeet will send the clones after you.

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:20:26 ago (+2/-0)

Not muh golems!

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 6 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:28:19 ago (+6/-0)

Conspiropajeet reading this thread right now.

https://files.catbox.moe/j5uy1i.jpg

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 21:19:08 ago (+7/-0)

Low caste faggot probably doesn't understand half the comments it reads.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 21:47:44 ago (+4/-0)

Its beyond me why a street shitter would want to be here.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:54:07 ago (+5/-1)

Fail.

Uncle buttplug didn't include a fuck you option.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:59:38 ago (+3/-0)

The downvote restriction is fucking gay and renders the voat immune system unable to deter pajeet spammers.

[ + ] correctness

[ - ] correctness 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 21:48:18 ago (+2/-0)

I love this voting system.

It makes much easier to keep Neri's ccp: 1488

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 22:24:33 ago (+2/-0)

What restriction?

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 22:28:15 ago (+2/-0)

According to @system you must have so many upvotes per available downvote, or some such bullshit.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:50:19 ago (+3/-0)

What faggot voted for toast?

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:59:28 ago (+7/-0)

Looks like neri.

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:04:57 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking kanganigger

[ - ] deleted 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 23:49:23 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri -4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:44:13 ago (+3/-7)

It's good to see OP posting an interesting sub for once.

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 22:24:05 ago (+5/-0)

Why do you even exist?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 22:31:58 ago (+1/-4)

Hi Ragnar, I'll take the question.
Good question. Buggered if I know. Like...I just live. I don't contribute.Tonnes of taxpayer $ floods my bank account (Aus Commonwealth Public Servants had (past tense) very generous Superannuation schemes). I guess the answer to your Q, if I could borrow a phrase from a bloke called Descartes:

“Cogito, ergo sum.”

Translated means: “I think; therefore I am”.

So it would seem I exist because I think - mostly about myself!

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 23:14:16 ago (+3/-0)

You don’t think though. Because if you did you won’t be a childless vegan geriatric married to a barren thai ladyboy.

So I ask again, why do you exist?

[ - ] paul_neri -6 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:43:29 ago (+0/-6)

toast 'cos bread tends to go hard relatively quickly whereas even with hard bread it can be toasted and spiced up with vegemite.

[ + ] RomeoCasanova

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:38:36 ago (+4/-0)

Isn't it a vaginal yeast infection?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:46:49 ago (+0/-4)

Please leave the room.