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Anon finds a way to stop bullies in school

submitted by Conspirologist to 4Chan 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 07:51:32 ago (+43/-9)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] bobdole9 17 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 08:36:40 ago (+17/-0)

Before the internet, they were called "trench coat kids"

[ - ] Gowithit 8 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 08:44:49 ago (+8/-0)

They were and it worked. I don't know how well this would work nowadays though. Even the above post. All the kids have instagram pages with them holding guns and vaping.

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 10:59:00 ago (+7/-0)

I feel that "following 4chan advice" is just a means to set up people for red flag laws later.

I appreciated the past, where you had to make a judgment call of a person on the spot...no "researching" at all.

[ - ] the_old_ones 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 12:05:07 ago (+2/-0)

I feel that "following 4chan advice" is just a means to set up people for red flag laws later.

4chan is the rebel advice source we need. red flag laws are bullshit anyways

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 12:20:16 ago (+3/-0)

red flag laws are bullshit

True, but that doesn't matter to spiteful faggots.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 13:34:44 ago (+2/-0)

Do you think you can teach niggers to stop being niggers.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 13:40:19 ago (+4/-0)

I'd likely have better luck creating gold excrement.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:39:02 ago (+1/-0)

on the spot...no "researching" at all.

Looks like Pat. check.

Has multicolored hair. Check.

All communication cut off.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:37:28 ago (+3/-0)

Is vaping the gengay equivalent of smoking a cigar while holding a gun?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:42:36 ago (+1/-0)

Dey be dragons an sheeit.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:36:17 ago (+3/-0)

Emokids

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:44:17 ago (+1/-0)

Emos (alternatives) got made fun of. Same as scene kids.

Trench coat kids were goths.

[ - ] Rowdybme 11 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 09:12:34 ago (+11/-0)*

Imagine getting ripped on by a black girl. A huge black dude at school used to try and bully me, until I just called him a monkey ass nigger and dared him to attack me. They can sense weakness. The last thing a nig wants to deal with is a crazy ass white boy.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 5 monthsDec 1, 2023 04:40:43 ago (+1/-0)

I was a bounty hunter for several years. Can confirm. Nothing scares them more than a White man who is crazy enough not to be scared of them.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 13:01:11 ago (+5/-0)

I used to wear a black trenchcoat in middle school. I will tell you this; Do not ever ride your tenspeed while wearing it! I was going fast in this half-mile gap and at max speed my coat got sucked into the cog and a horrendous crash happened. People who witnessed it came running thinking I was dead. I was lying in the ditch and a couple beers and bottle of Boones Strawberry hill lay scattered around me. Old man told me he was in the war and my wreck was the worst thing he ever saw. kek After I got myself together and assessed my road rash and put my drank back in my inside deep pockets I got on my bike and peddled away. I had hair down to the middle of my back at that time and looked like a fuckin wild man. They probably still talk about this crash in legend during family gatherings.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 15:16:46 ago (+3/-0)

Strawberry Hill and Melon Ball used to be my SHIT, nigga

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 18:37:58 ago (+2/-0)

Ha gay

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:42:34 ago (+3/-0)

No one asked where he put the melon ball though.

But his name checks out.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:50:10 ago (+1/-0)

EXPAND!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:36:21 ago (+1/-0)

I aint had it in years tho

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:02:42 ago (+2/-0)

We're brothers now.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:41:17 ago (+1/-0)

Old man told me he was in the war

Never asked which war he was referring to.

Why the war of buttplugs of course!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 21:35:58 ago (+1/-0)

kek I assumed Nam

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 10:44:57 ago (+5/-0)

Well it's good he started exercising

[ - ] Dr_Mx 4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 12:40:00 ago (+4/-0)

So, bullying works!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 11:41:13 ago (+3/-0)

The only way this would work is posting pro-Democrat/liberal views. Like "unalive all the capitalists", "end all fossil fuels", and "the school is too white".

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 12:56:49 ago (+2/-0)

Thought the same thing, but when have you ever seen an intimidating leftist? They look even dorkier with rifles and tacticool gear.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

The reddit army?

[ - ] deleted 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 10:36:48 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 11:53:05 ago (+2/-0)

This is an anti bullying cloak not an actual "become a school shooter".

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 20:19:13 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:46:00 ago (+2/-0)

If aligned with the left they won't report the crime and make you look like you were the victim. Even though you were a transfaggot that shot up a bunch of kids. They wouldn't be able to stuff it in the memory hole fast enough.

[ - ] H8Texpress 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 07:54:06 ago (+3/-0)

Fake and gay, just like OP and his clone buddies.

[ - ] Bufordxl 1 point 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 00:22:34 ago (+1/-0)

A punch (or two) to the solarplex will do it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 19:36:02 ago (+1/-0)

Right in the feelz fighting them with their own jewnet.

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 12:29:03 ago (+1/-0)

The sunglasses make it