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Cell Phones Suck. -ding- We Used to Get Phone Service 24/7 back in the -ding ding- Good Old Days. Now, You Have to -ding ding-ding- Recharge it Every T

submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:58:22 ago (+3/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Once a civilization reaches a point where the children of that society can no longer expect to live as well as their parents, all bets are off.
We wanted peace. We gave you everything.
You niggers and (((....))) have declared war on us.
Bad move.


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[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 21:38:48 ago (+2/-0)

Delete facebook and tiktok; suddenly your phone battery lasts 40 days and nights.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 22:39:44 ago (+0/-0)

I subscribe to neither. It still runs out of juice every 2 days.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 21:43:00 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve never owned a cell phone. Throw it away, if you can. If you can’t, then the problem isn’t your phone.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 22:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

B-B-But how can you beat $30 a month to be monitored by ZOG?
It's a small price to pay to enjoy the liberation of transsexual infants.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 08:41:51 ago (+0/-0)

The Moto G Power lasts 10 days on standby. Notifications and usage will reduce that correspondingly.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 21:22:26 ago (+1/-0)

I charge my phone once every 3 or 4 days.

I only get notifications for messages and phone calls.

Sounds like you're having a pebcak issue. I'd tell you how to fix it but I've come to realization that it is a waste of my metaphorical breath as 99% of you nod along and then resume doing things their gay and retarded way.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 21:33:29 ago (+0/-0)

I don't give a fuck about your phone.

We are at war.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 23:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

looks like you lost the war with your phone

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 06:30:54 ago (+0/-0)

My phone? My phone? There are niggers in Ireland stabbing children and all you care about is your phone? Fuck you.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 06:38:11 ago (+0/-0)

You're the one with phone notifications and making posts about his phone. Whereas I have my phone notifications disabled. So clearly you care more about it than me.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 21:42:19 ago (+0/-0)

Well yeah, dipshit. There isn’t a bunch of Tartarian free energy bullshit on it. You’re trying to create an argument out of thin air like Jews do.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 22:38:07 ago (+0/-0)

I'm evaluating your comment before I bestow an upvote.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 06:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

Upvote? Upvote? There are niggers in Ireland stabbing children and all you care about is an upvote? Fuck you.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 08:22:04 ago (+0/-0)

The Irish get upvotes on their phones too, which has clearly been more important than remaining a country of potato niggers. It took a downvote spree to pull their attention out of their phones.