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Roastie final boss brings her vibrator to the beach and goes at it, gets dragged off by the piggies

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 17:21:10 ago (+35/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/oa35if.mp4

If this isn't the roastie final form, I don't know what is. Bonus points for the cross necklace.


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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 21 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 18:49:28 ago (+21/-0)

...one fat cop is smeared with ink and the other is a low IQ nigger bitch

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 04:11:33 ago (+3/-0)

..."she said she had an orgasm. snik snik"

You fucking cops pay real close attention to a woman rubbing off on the beach, but don't give a shit about the 800 American Citizens arrested and imprisoned for the J6 "coup".
Fux you all.
Wake the fuck up.

[ - ] H8Texpress 11 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 17:29:04 ago (+11/-0)

It happened like 2 years ago and she was trying to film footage for her onlyfans page. I believe she ended up doing it again.

[ - ] fnbs 14 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:06:52 ago (+14/-0)

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 6 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:18:55 ago (+6/-0)

(((Glick))) ?

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:38:07 ago (+3/-1)

No big loss

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 03:51:00 ago (+1/-1)

No loss at all, ftfy.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:54:37 ago (+2/-0)

She almost redeemed herself for that

[ - ] canbot 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 08:50:09 ago (+2/-0)

It's almost as if debasing yourself like that leads to depression.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 18:24:03 ago (+4/-0)

Wait a second… something else is happening here.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 17:34:48 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] MichaelStewart 11 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 17:39:10 ago (+12/-1)

He’s subscribed to her OnlyFans, is what he’s saying

[ - ] deleted 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 17:40:40 ago (+5/-1)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:53:35 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah duh they are continuously doing shit like this.

[ - ] deleted 10 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:56:25 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] dassar 5 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:13:09 ago (+5/-0)

Or admit ' .... i only put it down here and had an orgasm' on a publicly accessible beach with Families around.
What a degenerate whoore - gets a big fat zero from me - not surprised the cunt was actually filming herself for onlyfaps.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 00:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

she was probably high

[ - ] UncleDoug 7 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 18:03:38 ago (+7/-0)

A society without standards or consequences breeds violent men and whorish women.

[ - ] prototype 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 21:58:00 ago (+3/-1)*

Men were always violent, and women were always whores.

You're just seeing human nature without the filters and controls in place.

This is what we always revert to before civilization falls, and what we always rise out of when civilization returns.

It's spring time for the pagans, and the winter of civilization.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:44:37 ago (+6/-0)

(((Glick))). Nothing of value was lost.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:14:04 ago (+7/-1)

What kinda COMMIE SHIT is this? Roastie tryna crank one out on her day off and the PIGS gotta fuck wit her, naw man

EDIT: HOLY FUCK BROS SHE KILL HERSELF AFTERWARD naw man FUCK THE POLEECE!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:17:59 ago (+5/-0)

Now she's in the pit of hell rubbing that clam trying to cool it off!

[ - ] beece 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:05:03 ago (+4/-0)

I guess it wasn't "Shut The Fuck Up Friday".

Reference link to vid which is great info for you all as well (you tube has age restricted it currently): https://twitter.com/facebookvillain/status/1366166608268435461

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:10:11 ago (+2/-0)

Yea she made the mistake of trusting cop and then admitting to everything.

Be civil, be 'helpful', but do so denying absolutely everything.

"Lol - no I was meditating and doing 'shamanistic breathing exercises'" would have worked on those two idiot cops.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:17:30 ago (+3/-0)*

Exactly, the prosecutors will have to prove in court based on the witnesses testimony from who knows how far away ? - Literally boils down to what those witnesses 'thought' they saw was happening - 'she appeared to place something between her legs while sitting in the water. So i had to tell little timmy's not to look and cover his eyes - while he kept asking 'whats happening?, what is it?, what's going on? - it was horrific and terrifying your honor and worst of all, she then smiled, stood up and walked away. I've never been so brutalized, scared and frightened in my life'.

'Reee - that's not a vibrator it's identifies as my outie leg muscle massager'.

[ - ] fnbs 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:05:58 ago (+4/-0)

She committed suicide not long after this happened... https://oxgaps.org/christina-revels-glick-dies-by-suicide-at-36/

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 6 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:16:22 ago (+6/-0)

While my first response is to laugh at some bitch catching consequence, I'm also conscious of the fact that we lost another White European woman to a culture of overbearing outrage and the corrosive effects of jewish demoralization that created an atmosphere where our girls whore themselves online for $2.99 a pic.
The explosion of Only Fans is a direct byproduct of Trumps COVID lockdowns.
So I'm mixed on this one.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:19:02 ago (+4/-0)

uh she din look White to me, nigga

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:22:54 ago (+3/-0)*

You've apparently never been to Europe, or met an Italian.
Most of the Southern half of the Continent looks like that.
Well, except entire regions of France, which look weirdly middle eastern.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:24:34 ago (+4/-0)

I have been all over Europe. The most amazing chicks I ever saw were in downtown Marseilles. Every 2 minutes a 9-10/10 walked by, not hookers either. Totally insane.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:44:00 ago (+2/-0)

Then you should know.
Last time I was there was before the shitskin invasion.
Can't say what it looks like now, but I can imagine.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:52:19 ago (+5/-0)

I left in 98, it was already a mess

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:54:58 ago (+1/-0)

That's about when I was last there.
I don't remember it being bad, but it wasn't a recreational trip and my mindset was distinctly different back then.
Now that I could effortlessly afford to go, I no longer want to.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:56:43 ago (+2/-0)

brief video clips are all I need to know that I will almost certainly never go back

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:01:58 ago (+1/-0)

That's where I'm at as well.

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:53:35 ago (+1/-0)

Ever been to Dallas?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:57:47 ago (+5/-0)

if I wanted to see spics and niggers I would go to Miami

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:56:43 ago (+1/-0)

Forced to live in Austin for a decade.
Escaped in early '22.
Only went to Dallas a couple times.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 4 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:58:45 ago (+4/-0)

Glick is apparently an ashkenazic surname, so I highly doubt she's purely White European.

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 09:22:03 ago (+0/-1)

Could be her adopted or married name

[ - ] dassar 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:15:10 ago (+3/-0)

Meh, dumb bitch.
she could've charged 10x the going onlyfaps rate with 'Look at the hot clip that got me arrested'/.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 00:13:04 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like it just happened recently.

[ - ] soupnazi 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 22:02:08 ago (+3/-0)

Diogenes used to wank it in public and that was in busy markets.

[ - ] HelpAcct123 3 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 21:03:36 ago (+3/-0)

"A society is at the level of its women." -Bishop Sheen

[ - ] con77 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:55:07 ago (+2/-0)

I beat off every time I go to the beach.

I tell onlookers that I'm wrestling a shark

[ - ] con77 2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 19:53:57 ago (+2/-0)

That's hot!

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 09:08:28 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 04:00:56 ago (+1/-0)

If nobody saw it, how the fuck would they have known? No logic in this roastie.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:45:14 ago (+1/-0)

She ded

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 18:12:56 ago (+1/-0)

Good lol

[ - ] rzr97 -1 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 02:27:18 ago (+0/-1)

If you ever get caught doing anything. Don't answer questions and refuse search and seizure. Demand a lawyer. Say nothing.

DEFINITELY DO NOT ADMIT WRONGDOING.

[ - ] NukeAmerica -2 points 5 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:57:36 ago (+0/-2)

That fat sheboon would die before I ever let it arrest me.