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Imagine having a GMO clone GF that looks like Emma Watson, but with the brain of Eva Braun

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 10:55:21 ago (+6/-1)     (whatever)

I don't care if she ends up eating me, it will be worth it.

EDIT: she also has a MUTE button on her forehead


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[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 11:39:00 ago (+1/-1)

Imagine not having women around to fucking ruin any sense of contentment or satisfaction in life.

Oh wait! I'm there!

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 11:39:46 ago (+1/-0)

Is a clone of a woman a real woman tho??

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 11:40:39 ago (+0/-1)

It counts.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 15:03:02 ago (+1/-0)

how can clones be real if everything is fake and gay??

[ - ] H8Texpress 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 11:13:25 ago (+1/-0)

REEEEEEEEEEEEE the clones will kill you REEEEEEEEE autistic incel.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 11:36:01 ago (+2/-0)

NOT IF SHE CHAINED TO A WALL, BIGOT!!!!!!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 14:12:04 ago (+1/-0)

Emma Watson is not hot and not that pretty either

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 5 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 14:58:54 ago (+5/-0)

Fine, you get the Hillary Clinton model

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 15:54:53 ago (+1/-0)

You're just gonna settle for Emma watson?

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 16:04:56 ago (+0/-0)

Get real...if Emma hit on any of us at a bar, we would seize up with anxiety, then do whatever she said.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 11 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:12:52 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't recognize her, I'm saying if you can just pick a chick why ot go with someone sexier

[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 17:10:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 17:19:32 ago (+1/-0)

My POINT being, imagine custom-ordering one to your exact specs

[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 17:24:01 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 13:23:40 ago (+2/-0)

she also has a MUTE button on her forehead

Standard Equipped, not an Option. We shouldn't have to pay extra for that.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 15:07:43 ago (+2/-0)

It's in the shape of a bulls eye and has to be punched to operate.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 15:14:31 ago (+2/-0)

You have been promoted to Clone Dev CDO

[ - ] dassar 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 20:04:27 ago (+1/-0)

Clone DEv CDO ??, might be interested in you quietly throw in some Lead Dev officer Testing perks...

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 21:02:07 ago (+1/-0)

When it comes to testing, I invoke the ancient 'Droit du seigneur'

[ - ] dassar 1 point 11 monthsNov 27, 2023 03:01:30 ago (+1/-0)

Ugh, Hans ! ... install the rinse mode.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 13:37:54 ago (+1/-0)

Stage One of the first prototype

[ - ] Spaceman84 6 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 11:47:18 ago (+6/-0)

Emma Watson is not that good looking. Kinda androgynous. The preteen boy body just isn't my thing.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 5 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 11:56:44 ago (+5/-0)

Fine, you get the current year Whoopi Goldberg prototype

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] -1 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 11:51:54 ago (+1/-2)

she's like 29 now bruh...plus, clones are custom-made to the buyer's specs, so kick it up a notch...Emma's face and skin tone plus Abby Shapiro's milkers, and Christina Hendricks' hips

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 14:06:46 ago (+2/-0)

Your dream woman has kike DNA?

I'm not surprised

[ - ] Panic 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 21:55:26 ago (+1/-0)

Emma is jewish. Just finding out?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 22:03:04 ago (+1/-0)

No

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 14:13:14 ago (+1/-1)

33 old hag

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsNov 26, 2023 15:02:04 ago (+1/-1)

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 11 monthsNov 27, 2023 10:41:30 ago (+0/-0)

Surely you know what filters and photoshop are!
Also, she looks like a dry skinned long faced hag. I guess you are into that

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 11 monthsNov 27, 2023 11:48:02 ago (+0/-0)

If she hit on you, urine would fill your shoes just before you faint