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Imagine strapping Queeri facedown on a gurney, and being legally allowed to do anything except kill him

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 07:00:20 ago (+4/-4)     (whatever)

I would start by injecting him with methamphetamine and LSD (deep muscle and vein). After a short coffee break (for me, not him), the real fun begins.

NEW RULE: no homo stuff


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 09:58:03 ago (+5/-0)

Imagine strapping Queeri facedown on a gurney...........I would start by injecting him with methamphetamine and LSD

You don't specifically have to have him face down for that. You've got some latent homosexual tendencies to you dude. Ewww.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 10:10:15 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, homo stuff is not permitted

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 11:00:55 ago (+4/-0)

Bullshit. You want to expand his anus. I know you.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 11:02:55 ago (+2/-1)

non homosexually of course.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 13:44:03 ago (+0/-0)

It's not gay if he's strapped to a gurney

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 11:37:13 ago (+1/-0)

you guys took all the fun out of it 😑

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 09:50:08 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 10:10:50 ago (+0/-0)

but I don't date, ever

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 11:36:55 ago (+2/-0)

Don’t know who Queeri is…. This fantasy scenario sounds like dungeon under a gay bath house kind of shit.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 11:38:17 ago (+1/-0)

wait...how do you NOT know who Queeri is??? Hint: 'pussymeat is not for me'.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 18:58:23 ago (+0/-0)

Why stop at one if you can have the gmo clone?

1) Get two and have one watch as you force the other one to eat meat.

2)have the clone post and force the real paul one to read the posts.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 19:21:31 ago (+0/-0)

saved for later

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 15:08:18 ago (+0/-0)

This post is so gay its giving people aids

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 14:01:52 ago (+0/-0)

paul_neri may be an annoying, ignorant, literal homo but I wouldn't torture him for that.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 27, 2023 03:22:41 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro. For the f..king record...I'm not gay but neither am I homophobic.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 14:59:24 ago (+0/-0)

TORTURE??? Naw, juss havin fun..

[ - ] Neral 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 11:46:33 ago (+0/-0)

"allowed to do anything except kill him"

...why even give us this scenario then!?!

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 11:48:46 ago (+1/-0)

murder is a bit much for Sunday

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 27, 2023 03:23:14 ago (+1/-0)

I say! Steady on!