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The greatest photos ever?

submitted by mxcviel to funny 1.6 yearsNov 25, 2023 20:16:51 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/bu2uyr.jpg

In case you wondered, why... The astronauts were busy with a checklist of geological and scientific objectives that focused on the lunar surface. :D


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 9 points 1.6 yearsNov 25, 2023 22:06:53 ago (+9/-0)

Plot twist: No one went to the moon.

[ - ] Native 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 02:25:44 ago (+3/-0)

This is the correct answer. Only boomers believe the moon landing at this point. The hilarious part is the videos that the younger generation sees is laughable in the age of “marvel”

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 25, 2023 22:22:03 ago (+2/-1)

White men built this rocket to go to the moon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46BW5IfshCE

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 02:07:43 ago (+1/-0)

Sure did.
And then fell behind.
And the political decision was made to protect national interests that had nothing to do with space.
So we didn't go.
I'm always hoping for better information but so far the Italian documentary "American Moon" has raised and entire series of claims that have no answer.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 03:39:54 ago (+2/-1)

It would be easier to just go than trying to fake the whole thing after building that rocket.

I'm always hoping for better information but so far the Italian documentary "American Moon" has raised and entire series of claims that have no answer.

I have watched "American Moon" before, along with tons of other moon hoax videos, and I remain unconvinced. I'll tell you what, name the claim you find the most compelling from that video and I'll answer it.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 04:51:35 ago (+1/-0)

I would have to rewatch it.
A lot has happened since 2019.
If you were able to answer every indictment in even that one doc, I have to say I'm impressed.
I remember trying to find rebuttals after I watched it and I could not.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 08:26:54 ago (+1/-0)

Well if you happen to watch it again at some point, hit me up.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 03:08:55 ago (+1/-0)*

No one went to the moon.

OK Trevor.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 1.6 yearsNov 25, 2023 20:57:51 ago (+6/-0)

I like how there's no pic of any satellite in space, not that I'm a flat earther, because I am not, but there is some weird shit going on. I assume its because space is a very busy place and they don't want us seeing it, even though we've caught some of it on live feeds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS4jPjs6JPw

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 25, 2023 22:49:51 ago (+3/-2)

Lol just admit you're a flat earth jew Cheesebooger

[ - ] chrimony -3 points 1.6 yearsNov 25, 2023 22:19:45 ago (+2/-5)

I like how there's no pic of any satellite in space, not that I'm a flat earther

Because you're a retard.

I assume its because space is a very busy place and they don't want us seeing it, even though we've caught some of it on live feeds.

A live feed from what? Oh, space? Sooo what's this about satellites then?


Big wall of retard. Claims satellites are balloons or planes. Neither of those would could streak across the sky like satellites do at such high altitude to catch the sun.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

You're being mean.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 03:34:37 ago (+2/-1)

I prefer the term "brutally honest".

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 10:06:16 ago (+0/-0)

You're defending (((nasa)))

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 10:57:06 ago (+2/-2)

You're acting like a retarded monkey. I'm defending truth and reality.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 07:25:47 ago (+2/-0)

What special camera did they use to make sure the regular film didn't get destroyed going thru the van Allen belt? Or how did it take a regular photo in direct sunlight at 400°F? Probably like that tesla they shot into space that didn't immediately explode when being put into a perfect vacuum and direct sunlight back into full shadow

[ - ] deleteme1234 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 27, 2023 01:34:28 ago (+0/-0)

Why would it explode? It's unlikely to have had a battery in it.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 27, 2023 02:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

Because, dumbass, it is quickly alternating between 400°F and -200°F and it is made out of non aerospace materials? You know, like plastic, glass and aluminum?

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 25, 2023 21:05:58 ago (+2/-0)

I honestly don't know why women like to take selfies in public dunnys. They're more often than not disgusting and I want nothing more than to do my business and get out ASAP.

one of my sisters is travelling at the moment and she's been sending pictures posing at cafes, train stations etc. etc. No dunny pics though.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 6 points 1.6 yearsNov 25, 2023 21:55:21 ago (+6/-0)

I can only assume a "dunny" is a place where ausfailians go to watch greased up koalas fight, or giant spiders hatch.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 07:44:49 ago (+1/-0)

Giant spiders are often found in outback dunnies.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 12:35:47 ago (+2/-0)

Lies! We know you have giant spiders in every household, hiding behind every piece of decor. How can we be sure that you're not a giant spider pedalling propaganda?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 25, 2023 22:08:03 ago (+2/-0)

Because that’s where they give sloppy blowjers, in stall #7.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 26, 2023 00:55:52 ago (+1/-0)

Eww a paki!
The camera broke from the ugliness overload