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Pro tip: If you are being chased...

submitted by LiberalsAreMental to funny 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 21:45:32 ago (+29/-1)     (funny)

If you are being chased by a pack of taxidemists,

do not play dead.


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[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 22:23:11 ago (+2/-0)

Good advice.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 5 monthsNov 23, 2023 23:09:05 ago (+1/-0)

What is a taxi-demist?

[ - ] DoughGoy 4 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2023 03:30:17 ago (+4/-0)

It's a typo. I think he meant a taxi-dentist, which is the people that drive cars and fix teeth.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 5 monthsNov 24, 2023 04:10:34 ago (+0/-0)

Taxi-demist = one who demists taxis. Obviously an anti-fogging safety measure taken in cold, damp localities.

Instantly recognizable by their squeegies, rags, and herman-nelson heaters.