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Florida man gives us a tour of his backyard at night.

submitted by Rotteuxx to whatever 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 17:54:58 ago (+75/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nagvpt.mp4



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[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 18:00:08 ago (+4/-0)

Do a Manta Ray next.

[ - ] DARTH_VARIANT 8 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 18:04:23 ago (+8/-0)

Manta rays are harmless unless a 200lb one jumps out of the water as you are passing full speed by on a boat/jet ski and it hits you…

Sting rays on the other hand- ask the crocodile hunter…

[ - ] froggy 9 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 18:16:02 ago (+9/-0)

On the plus side, he took the lesson to heart

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2023 07:58:58 ago (+2/-0)

Damn! Got 'em!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2023 07:53:54 ago (+1/-0)

Ok ok I admit it I failed biology class.....happy now ??!!?

Strange how manta and sting are very different species, but Abos and Nordic are supposed to be that same.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 19:12:32 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] DARTH_VARIANT 9 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 18:02:19 ago (+9/-0)

Yet the northern snowbird is an invasive species to Florida that we cannot cull or mitigate its spread in order to protect the native population…

[ - ] con77 10 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 20:20:17 ago (+10/-0)

The greatest sight in Florida in April? A New Yorker headed north with a cuckadian under each arm.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 22, 2023 08:10:30 ago (+0/-0)

What will you do about it?

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 22, 2023 17:32:47 ago (+0/-0)

drown you at the beach

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 22, 2023 21:06:08 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not a Yankee so you'll do nothing

[ - ] Rowdybme 4 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 22:41:29 ago (+4/-0)

In Texas we get California condumbs.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 19:10:42 ago (+3/-2)

Ayyyooo fuhque muh dyyyyck gnome seyin?

Duhhhhh tayxis ahhhh sew lo dawn heeeyahh!

Aye kan bui lyyyke 10 haaahsiz fer won yeehlee prapuhtee tayx peymint en mai enriched neybuhood! Esss lyyke jootoepeeyuh dawn heeeyah!

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 22:04:03 ago (+1/-1)

Sadly much more aggressive and territorial than the native Crackerbird, now quite rare due to habitat loss.

[ - ] Darwintroll 17 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 18:08:13 ago (+17/-0)

This bastard is ballsy. But entertaining.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 22, 2023 04:01:01 ago (+1/-0)

Like the guy Randall that narrated the honey badger video, but Florida Man was actually there.

[ - ] calx 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 18:23:46 ago (+2/-0)

I can't believe he survived that last one holy shit. :O

[ - ] FacelessOne 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 18:53:11 ago (+6/-1)

Pussy didn't yoink the spicy ones

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2023 06:40:41 ago (+2/-1)

He had that atrox by the tail for a minute

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 19:07:40 ago (+3/-1)

He doesn't sound like FloridaMan

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 19:13:35 ago (+3/-1)

Florida doesn't have fences so it could be 5 neighbors down.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 19:49:47 ago (+1/-0)

Florida doesn't have fences so it could be 5 neighbors down.

again, only if you live near the everglades :)

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 19:22:29 ago (+3/-0)

That's not like the mini jungle path with tiki bars strewn throughout leading to the cascading waterfall hot tub that I'm used to at all!

Where was the screened in pool? This buddy of yours sucks, not even a hammock smh......

[ - ] NukeAmerica 7 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 19:28:14 ago (+8/-1)

Oh look, it’s a Floridian jew! Yoink

[ - ] JoesLegHair 8 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 19:29:06 ago (+9/-1)

Fuck living in Florida

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 9 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 19:48:39 ago (+9/-0)

Fuck living in Florida

its fine living down here. you get used to see all types of animals. specially if you go to the inner cities.

joke aside, this dude must leave near the everglades or something. city dwellers dont encounter these types of animals. i live near a suburb and the wildest animals that i have seen are the squirrels, racoons and a possum here and there.

i would be more afraid of niggers and road rage than anything else. people can be really vicious on the road

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2023 15:53:15 ago (+1/-0)

I agree with everything you just said except it’s hot as heck that far south.

Nice and cold here in the north. No insects. Feels good.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2023 17:00:42 ago (+0/-0)

it’s hot as heck that far south.

yes the humidity is really bad. oppressive even, i agree. winters are not so hot though. it can get cold at times when a polar front passes thru.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 8 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 20:21:17 ago (+8/-0)

Yeah, this is Garret the “yoink” guy. Has zero fear of predatory and poisonous reptiles.

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 20:23:09 ago (+5/-0)

you dont want to even breathe on a cottonmouth. They'll actually chase you

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 3 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 21:36:10 ago (+3/-0)

I have seen this guy before. I like hiw he plays around with wild life and walks around barefoot like a total hillbilly got to appreciate it.

[ - ] Rowdybme -2 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 22:37:38 ago (+0/-2)

My kids watch tik tok too

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 20, 2023 23:43:14 ago (+5/-0)

I'd rather deal with "swamp puppies" and snakes than niggers.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2023 00:01:09 ago (+2/-0)

Notice he didn't grab that Rattlesnek. The man is smart. One of the worst snakes to get bitten by and will change your life and you will go through hell.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2023 07:56:27 ago (+2/-0)

Swamp puppies? He must be from the west coast of Florida. I've always heard them referred to as swamp kittens. Pretty cool croc sighting though. There's salt water Crocs off the Sebastian inlet 18ft long.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 22, 2023 04:00:06 ago (+1/-0)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that