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The best camo ever.

submitted by canbot to whatever 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 16:53:23 ago (+54/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/dmyhe6.mp4



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[ - ] Inward 10 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 17:35:04 ago (+10/-0)

A jew pretending to be White doesn't shapeshift that well.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 7 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 17:28:37 ago (+7/-0)

No matter what Greta says I'm still not eating them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 19:30:10 ago (+2/-0)

::Greta looks over to tiny hats for answer::

[ - ] localsal 4 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 17:48:43 ago (+4/-0)

Nice.

My first thought was that this was a total woman moment and she would be "oh, this is a real stick. The bug is over here." LOL

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 19:14:43 ago (+0/-0)

I thought similar. I expected her to snap the twig.

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 4 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 17:04:55 ago (+4/-0)

So all this time, the sound of crunching sticks as I walk through forests might not have actually been sticks. Those poor things.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 8 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 17:13:13 ago (+8/-0)

Act like a stick, get treated like a stick.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 19:30:40 ago (+0/-0)

If you did it right they were jew skulls

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 20:14:06 ago (+2/-0)

Get stick bugged lol

[ - ] deleted 1 point 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 21:11:36 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] dulcima 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2023 01:32:37 ago (+0/-0)

Just thinking that myself!

[ - ] TheGreatWar 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2023 13:41:29 ago (+0/-0)

Natural selection works. I'm currently breeding dogs into Porsche 911s. Only those with Porsche-like characteristics are allowed to reproduce.

[ - ] canbot [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 20, 2023 14:12:28 ago (+1/-0)

You won't get good results if you keep fucking them.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2023 01:16:35 ago (+0/-0)

'.... and that's why i use actual toothpicks to clean my teeth when camping'.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 23:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

What is brown and sticky?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2023 01:17:32 ago (+0/-0)

My morning bowel evacuation ????

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2023 09:37:19 ago (+0/-0)

What's worse than 2 girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

[ - ] TheGreatWar 0 points 5 monthsNov 20, 2023 13:44:33 ago (+0/-0)

What's the difference between a group of magicians and a group of women?

The group of magicians has a cunning array of stunts.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 5 monthsNov 21, 2023 09:35:24 ago (+0/-0)

What's the difference between a triscuit and a lesbian.
The triscuit is a snack cracker.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 20:56:35 ago (+0/-0)

Just when I go on Reddit:

I disguise myself as a faggot!

[ - ] Trope 2 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 20:57:24 ago (+2/-0)

True fact: When you go on reddit, you ARE a faggot!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 21:07:52 ago (+2/-0)

Forget to switch alts again?

[ - ] Trope 0 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 22:28:50 ago (+0/-0)

Lol no alts. I just wanted to beat everyone else to it and figured I’ve never double posted before so why not this one time?

I remember we used to ban people for double posting back in the forum days or at least give them a warning. No idea how that works in the modern internet era.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 23:54:40 ago (+1/-0)

Nice cope

[ - ] canbot [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 23:26:42 ago (+0/-0)

Does your costume really need to include a butt plug?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 19:29:08 ago (+0/-0)

I am Groot!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 18:40:46 ago (+1/-1)

Can’t beat that with a stick!🤣

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 5 monthsNov 19, 2023 19:31:22 ago (+4/-0)

😐