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He wasn't ugly when he was young. I wouldn't call him good looking back then, but he had youth on his side then. As he got older, fatter, and hairier, the only reason he continued to work was because of his dick.

He has a Masters degree in theater and education but wasn't talented enough to find work, so he did what any jew with a big dick would do in 1979.