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The Neighborhood Possum

submitted by Trope to Wildlife 6 monthsNov 16, 2023 22:12:54 ago (+14/-0)     (Wildlife)

The previous home owner left food out for the neighborhood cat.

I did the same up until I came home one night to a family of raccoons on my porch. Anyway, some time later, I decided to clean out my fridge and left some of the foods out. Figured the coons can have it.

The next day, The moment I leave my house, there’s a possum at my feet looking right at me scared shitless before it slowly scurries off. They aren't very fast. That possum was cute as all hell so I’ve been leaving it bread. I see the possum regularly.

This is a true story btw.


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"...one had obvious signs of rabbis infection,"

Kek. And as everyone here knows, infection with rabbis is the absolute worst kind. Gonna take more than clorox to get those fuckers off.

(Had a momentary mental image of a possum being circumsized by a horde of little miniature rabbis, running through his fur and oy veying. "Holy shit man, that possum has got one of the worst rabbi infections I've ever seen!")

Rabies, rabbis, no real difference.