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[ - ] HeavyBrain 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 17:03:32 ago (+5/-0)

Wait, following that logic, if I fuck her mom, sister and best friend all night long, then get in the car and drive 1 hour home, she can't be mad because it is all in the past?

Glad for the guy, but I pitty the next, now she won't tell him the story and will eventually find an excuse to get fucked by a bunch of spics and niggers again (lets face it that waht it probably was anyway she just didnt mention it.)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 18:18:38 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you pitty the next? One guy just lost his girlfriend and a bunch of invested time and now you also want her next boyfriend to suffer a pockmarked face in addition to unknowingly dating a whore? You’re weird, man.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 18:51:08 ago (+1/-0)

I dont want the next guy to dating a lying whore, thats what I said, I said the bitch now learned her lesson and will shut up about her whoring ways.

Which in turn will hit the next guy only harder.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 20:14:20 ago (+0/-0)

<groan>

Nevermind. I “pitty” your spelling.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 17, 2023 06:10:01 ago (+0/-0)

Well sorry, but unless you are one of my former english teachers I really don't give a flying fuck what a nigger faggot on the internet thinks.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 17, 2023 02:12:22 ago (+0/-0)

I can see common core and no child left behind did its job in reducing reading comprehension

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 17, 2023 06:27:53 ago (+0/-0)*

No. What you CAN’T see is that I’m breaking this guy’s balls for misspelling the word “pity.”

A lot of you guys like to strut around the internet touting your big, fully-developed, White brains and you write and spell like nigger retards. It’s usually not typos—you genuinely cannot spell.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 19:07:06 ago (+1/-0)

In college, my room mates and I threw a huge party. Invited a sweet girl that worked at Sears with me. She was so shy she could barely look at me when we chatted. I go into the garage and she’s getting finger cuffed on the bare concrete between an suv and the wall. Well, this has to be rape. I intervened. Nope, not rape. She invited me in. I declined.

You can never tell.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 20:54:15 ago (+0/-0)*

I have a super pretty 18 year old virgin daughter. Who hasn't even kissed a boy. Have a 20 year old daughter who has 1 boyfriend in high-school and slept with him when she was 18. It's really hard with girls, who refuse to fall in love with men who dont meet their standards. I'm trying to stop it. Women should be satisfied with a man who can meet their needs. My 20 year old daughter rejecting a dude in west point right now. Wtf is life.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 17, 2023 02:13:43 ago (+1/-0)

West point? Yes reject zogbots

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 17, 2023 04:05:52 ago (+0/-0)

Lemme guess. She should date a gamer Boi who watches Hitler videos instead?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 17, 2023 02:19:49 ago (+1/-0)

west point

He's gay anyway.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 21:53:59 ago (+0/-0)

A long time ago, a drunken me and old friend were the last ones at a house party at his place.. We were going to gangbang this chick so we walked our drunk asses to the nearby convenient shop for condoms in the middle of the night.

Hindu cashier starts laughing his ass off at the sight of two dudes buying condoms. Drunk off our asses, we realize the gayness of the situation and had a great laugh.

We opted not to proceed as we were too trashed to function. Good memory though.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 22:33:36 ago (+0/-0)

Easy, stay single and work on yourself.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 17, 2023 04:09:00 ago (+0/-0)

There are no decent women over the age of 20 in the west anymore. Probably the only way to have a somewhat normal family would be to marry your high school sweetheart and move into the countryside before she is turned into a whore.