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Let me get a phenotype check

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Women 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 08:27:53 ago (+16/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/cxuu98.mp4



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[ - ] Niggly_Puff 10 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 08:37:47 ago (+10/-0)

I could make my bed with that dress. Even if she wasn't 1000 lbs that outfit is ugly.

[ - ] Spaceman84 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 09:51:41 ago (+6/-0)

Women have terrible taste in fashion.

[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 11:46:40 ago (+4/-0)

Homosexual jews dominate the fashion industry

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 12:09:34 ago (+4/-0)

That doesn’t change the fact that women are buying the shit and jumping on trends when there is still normal clothing to choose from.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 12:29:57 ago (+4/-1)

Women love being told what to buy by gay jews

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 15:53:58 ago (+3/-0)

You mean glasses with clear plastic frames, pierced septums and fried blue/purple hair isn't attractive?

You're an antisemite.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 17:56:48 ago (+1/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] breh2 7 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 09:57:36 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] Spaceman84 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 10:02:27 ago (+6/-0)

I got a harpoon I’d like to stab her with.

[ - ] CHIRO 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 11:43:01 ago (+6/-0)

That's a fucking trap. You know she curates her pics carefully on the dating apps. He probably found a pic of her elsewhere.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 16:16:39 ago (+5/-0)

The sad truth, on dating apps: if a girl isn't prominently showing her body off in her photos, she's fat. Don't even bother trying to sus it out from the use of myspace angles and the like. If she's not flaunting it, she's a ham.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 16:23:09 ago (+2/-0)

Yep, I'm good with this heuristic. No body exposure = ham.

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 15:54:52 ago (+3/-0)

Guaranteed that's what happened.

Never swipe right unless you see a full body pic

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 15:52:45 ago (+4/-0)

Bro sensed the catfish and rightfully got his shit together and bailed.

Good on him.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 08:52:51 ago (+4/-0)

Man what unknown rip in space-time pocket dimension did all of that come from?

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 19:20:58 ago (+2/-0)

I used to go to a Korean run place to get my hair cut. They were cheap and they also did nails.

I would always see these absolute land whales come in to get their finger and toe nails done. I'd just shake my head ... thinking to myself: lady, you are so fat, this isn't helping. For the love of all things holy, please just go spend that $50 on a gym membership.

[ - ] Had 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 18:57:56 ago (+2/-0)

Here we see a catfish in its natural habitat.

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 12:19:42 ago (+2/-0)

Phenotype? Morbidly obese.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 10:01:47 ago (+2/-0)

Forgot to respond to the premise of your submission. She looks to have a pear shape.

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 17:34:03 ago (+1/-0)

If a pear was 300lbs over weight

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 13:08:49 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 11:24:25 ago (+1/-0)

What trough was she going to slurp from?

[ - ] H8Texpress 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 08:43:36 ago (+1/-0)

I'd hit it, with a truck.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 11:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

probably do some damage to your truck

[ - ] H8Texpress 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 12:05:24 ago (+1/-0)

It's okay, I know a good bodyshop.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 08:32:09 ago (+4/-3)

Would

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 08:37:19 ago (+5/-0)

The madman

[ - ] Spaceman84 -5 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 09:51:08 ago (+0/-5)

She’s pretty and I like fat chicks with a nice shape. Simple as. Tits could be bigger though.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 9 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 10:40:49 ago (+10/-1)

Fat chicks.
Nice Shape.

Pick one.

[ - ] DivineLight2 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 12:18:25 ago (+3/-0)

He finds sacks of cottage cheese a "nice shape".

[ - ] BigNiggerTyrone -3 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 11:57:12 ago (+1/-4)

Nah nigga I'd hit it.
Dat wy bih b thikk Af dat ain't fat.

Y'all crackas just mad.

#yunghoobie

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2023 15:42:14 ago (+2/-0)

Another Dangus alt, I see.