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I have this quiet irrational belief that if I'd never looked in the chip bag as a kid that the bag would never be empty.

submitted by NamelessOne to TellUpgoat 1.6 yearsNov 15, 2023 14:31:45 ago (+5/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

Maybe there should be a sub called niggerthoughts.


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[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 7 points 1.6 yearsNov 15, 2023 15:27:32 ago (+7/-0)

I hate how my truck dash display says "driver door ajar." It's a fucking door, not a jar.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 7 points 1.6 yearsNov 15, 2023 14:52:44 ago (+7/-0)

Schrödinger’s chip bag

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 15, 2023 17:20:00 ago (+0/-0)

Schrödinger reincarnate

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 15, 2023 15:50:57 ago (+5/-0)

I once had a bag of chips that I thought would only last 1 day, but it lasted 7! Proof god exists. I am going to start a religion and take over the world.

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 15, 2023 16:08:07 ago (+0/-0)

A religion about potato chips

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 15, 2023 17:06:59 ago (+0/-0)

Wow, you were a stupid kid.

[ - ] NamelessOne [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 15, 2023 18:27:43 ago (+0/-0)

Pride cuts you off from God more than anything. Kike.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 16, 2023 05:23:43 ago (+0/-0)

Did you plant potatoes as a child?

[ - ] NamelessOne [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 16, 2023 10:55:57 ago (+0/-0)

Sure did.