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[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 10:38:59 ago (+6/-0)

Gud doge. Doges are better than some of us deserve.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 12:53:35 ago (+2/-0)

dog alive by his side

Because he was delicious. My dog would def eat me after a couple of days.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 17:29:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 17:18:40 ago (+1/-0)

10 weeks is a long time for a Jack Russell terrier to be alone in the wilderness.
They say they found his body, but didn't mention how much of it they found.

If I die in the mountains, my dog can eat me. I guess that's fine. Why let perfectly good meat go to waste in a casket?

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 19:22:06 ago (+0/-0)

It probably just ate a bunch of squirrels and rodents until he was found. That's part of what they were bred to do, well and hunting foxes but that was with the assistance of people.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 20:19:22 ago (+0/-0)

It only takes a couple of days for a rotting corpse to start smelling really tastey to a carnivore.
Try keeping your dog out of the trash can. It's eating whatever it wants when you aren't looking.
Now, imagine you are too dead to tell your dog no, and you smell like aged beef.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 13:11:37 ago (+1/-0)

Another vaxxecuted

[ - ] NoRefunds -2 points 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 10:47:34 ago (+0/-2)

Dude must have had a heart attack if that dog could survive there for two months, he could have easily as well.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 11:19:25 ago (+0/-0)

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