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Enraged horse kills sheep

submitted by dulcima to Nature 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 06:06:14 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/u3gqyd.mp4



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[ - ] Boyakasha 13 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 08:48:40 ago (+13/-0)

Enraged brown beast murdering white sheep. Where have I seen this story before?

[ - ] Cunty 13 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 08:03:57 ago (+13/-0)

After growing up with horses I can tell you, they're not to be fucked with when pissed.

I was looking after my families horses once whilst my mom was away, we had a stallion, usually pretty well mannered, anyway it was feeding time and he was trying to take all the other horses feed, I tied him up and fed him separately, he was pissed and went to kick out at me, stupidly I was too close and slapped his hind leg, next thing I knew I was on the floor, I'm managed to pull away and I'm glad he was tied up, 20 minutes to be able to stand unaided.

My own fault, I knew better and was pissed at him trying to kick me, I paid the price for stupidity that day.

[ - ] BoozyB 5 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 08:18:50 ago (+5/-0)

The key word in your story is 'stallion'. Testosterone is the reason. Dangerous and unpredictable. When they are gelded they calm down some.

[ - ] Had 3 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 09:44:08 ago (+3/-0)

I like that word, gelded. Need to use it to describe soyboys. It fits.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 16:12:53 ago (+2/-0)

I use it to describe paul_neri all the time /lol.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 5 monthsNov 15, 2023 00:55:05 ago (+0/-1)

dass...wtf's got into you lately? Don't you have anything nice to say?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 5 monthsNov 15, 2023 01:32:23 ago (+0/-0)

'Eat a clipped dic, you gelded fanny.'

[ - ] ParrotGoneCrackers 2 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 19:52:40 ago (+2/-0)

Wait a minute, your comment made me thought of something.

Gelded to describe Soyboys

Gelded: To castrate (a male animal) or deprive of vitality or vigour.

(Other words while looking this up similar Emasculate.)

What is the term Reddit uses. Gilded.

What do (((they))) do? Castrate & try to Emasculate.

(((They))) use subtleties.

(((They))) run Reddit & we all know Redditards are a bunch of Emasculated Soyboys.

Basically (((they))) are using the term Gelded as Gilded in a subtle way of describing the Goyim of Reddit.

Holy shit.

I can see clearly now.

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 10:27:48 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, soy and IPA (hops) turns men into women.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 17:01:02 ago (+1/-0)

Bitchy Mares can be dangerous too.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 5 monthsNov 17, 2023 02:41:10 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed, which is why I added "usually well mannered", which he was, but when his blood was up or he had too many oats(lol), a force to be reckoned with for sure.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 11:46:56 ago (+0/-0)

Did you learn the taste of horsey meat

[ - ] boekanier 5 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 09:05:04 ago (+5/-0)

what did that sheep do to deserve such a treatment? Well, I guess nobody can answer that but the horse himself.

[ - ] Had 6 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 09:41:36 ago (+7/-1)

Sheep are niggers. The come in large numbers and eat up all the food as fast as they can. They run when confronted, but come back quick to get more food.

Horses eat much slower and more casually.

Horses and donkeys hate sheep.

I get it horse, I hate those bastards too. I had sheep for a while, they are fucking awful to raise compared to other livestock.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 11:47:30 ago (+2/-0)

Iv never heard anybody call sheep niggers before

[ - ] Panic 1 point 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 21:25:54 ago (+1/-0)

Baa baa black sheep...

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 08:48:46 ago (+4/-0)

Last time that sheep will ever make a "beating a dead horse" joke!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 07:24:16 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] DukeofRaul 15 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 08:04:26 ago (+15/-0)

The sheep had been undermining the horse for years and he finally snapped.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 10 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 08:08:05 ago (+10/-0)

We'll never hear that sheep's side of the story.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 11:48:01 ago (+1/-0)

That’s why my grandpa taught me to kill the witnesses

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 16:52:36 ago (+1/-0)

You always hear what happened to the sheep, but you never hear why

[ - ] Rowdybme 6 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 09:25:00 ago (+6/-0)

The sheep saw he was sad and asked. Why the long face? The horse didn't like his joke.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 07:56:50 ago (+4/-0)

I'd like to hear that as well. I bet the story ended with either a lead or peroxide injection.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 4 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 08:52:22 ago (+4/-0)

The horse was mad and killed the sheep

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 14:15:08 ago (+0/-0)

The sheep raped the horse's wife

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 11:34:49 ago (+3/-0)

Full grown sheep are heavy. Horse tossed it like it was nothing.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 09:34:29 ago (+3/-0)

Eat Mr. Lollipop's grass and find out.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 12:26:22 ago (+1/-0)

kill it and bleed it fast before it bruises up and you got pre-tenderized lamb chops

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 08:32:05 ago (+2/-1)

They kill coyotes all the time here

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 21:55:25 ago (+0/-0)

welp, i guess after that horse calms down its mutton for dinner.

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 16:58:02 ago (+0/-0)

The other sheep will now pay their gambling debts promptly

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 09:08:17 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] DieselForever -1 points 5 monthsNov 14, 2023 17:43:39 ago (+0/-1)

Why do these pointless animals still exist we have cars