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Unconfirmed theory: People who wear hoodies don't wash their hands

submitted by soupnazi to random 5 monthsNov 10, 2023 18:33:53 ago (+4/-3)     (random)

Why do I think that? Because washing your hands while wearing a hoodie if it has decently long sleeves is annoying, and I have to admit while I'm alone in a public restroom in my slightly over sized hoodie I feel the temptation to just walk out. Now I do wash my hands because I'm a good person but I know sure as hell someone is giving into the temptation. There are people who don't even wash their hands when wearing a short sleeve shirt! The bastards. There are people who don't even return a shopping cart when everyone can see them not return it. So what do you think happens when someone realizes, oh shit, I'm going to be walking around with wet cuffs? They walk out.

In fact you can have some fun with people. If you see someone in a hoodie walk out of a bathroom point out that their cuffs aren't wet. See how long it takes for them to realize they've been found out.


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[ - ] bossman131 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2023 07:55:01 ago (+0/-0)

Sanitation and nutrition were the first keys to longevity and out surpassing the majority of modern day medicines@!

[ - ] GottaGasEmAll 4 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2023 20:32:08 ago (+4/-0)

Um pull the sleeves up.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 5 monthsNov 10, 2023 23:18:21 ago (+1/-0)

I wear a hoodie sometimes and can confirm that I utilize the sleeves in such a manner.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2023 19:37:55 ago (+3/-0)

Urine is sterile so I urinate into a ziplock bag I keep in my hoodie pocket.
I just take a little sip and spit it on my hands any time I need to clean them.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2023 02:08:03 ago (+1/-0)

Fuckin Chad move right there.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 5 monthsNov 10, 2023 18:55:42 ago (+1/-0)

Whypipo be Washin dey seasonin off dey hands!

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2023 11:54:05 ago (+0/-0)

You're a moron and you appeal to authority/emotion with that "I wash my hands because I'm a good person!" virtue signaling bullshit.

I wear hoodies and wash my hands all the time, I don't get cuffs soaked because I roll up my sleeves.

Then again, I don't have a nigger tier IQ.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 5 monthsNov 11, 2023 02:35:28 ago (+0/-0)

Some of us just don’t piss all over our hands.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2023 23:52:56 ago (+0/-0)

You know you can push the sleeves up, right?

I wish I could find a hoodie with like 2/3rd length sleeves.

Also I wash my hands an absurd amount.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2023 19:31:13 ago (+0/-0)

I wear a properly fitted hoodie. Washing my hands is easy and doesn't wet my cuffs. Then again, my hands are usually covered in grime, so I wash them lightly, take off the hoodie, and wash them up to the elbow. After I'm done doin' my thing of course.

If I'm going to a restaurant or something with some people, I wear my leather jacket instead.

And you don't need to wash your hands all the time. You need to get dirty from time to time.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 5 monthsNov 11, 2023 02:12:17 ago (+1/-0)

You're right about getting dirty sometimes. I wash my hands a lot at work, but that's specifically because I make food for people. At home I really only wash my hands after taking a shit, or when I'm about to make food for us. I piss outside a lot, no fuckin way I'm washing my hands after that. Probably not even if I dribble a little on my holder hand

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2023 19:06:37 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t wash my hands if I didn’t get anything on them. In fact, most of the time I have washed my hands it was to clean them off before I touch my dick.