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You ain't having fun until someone bleeds

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Campfire 1.5 yearsNov 7, 2023 21:12:11 ago (+18/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Wife wanted firewood, she wanted a fire tonight. I bought the wood and set shit up. She went to bed. Ok, cool that means I get some peace and quiet tonight, and a fire.

Nope. Sliced a four inch gash on my foot because I tripped on a broken terracotta pot that should have been thrown away months ago. Now I've got her fussing about my bleeding foot.

At least I have a fire going, and when it dies down I'm gonna cook a ribeye and some beets on it. I do have to hear some yapping and nagging though, so that's something.


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[ - ] Rotteuxx 9 points 1.5 yearsNov 7, 2023 21:28:29 ago (+9/-0)

Just man up and walk on coals to cauterize your foot.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 7, 2023 21:36:32 ago (+5/-0)

Heh, when I was a kid my big brother convinced me that I could walk on hot coals. Fuckin dickhead. I was probably seven or eight years old.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 7, 2023 23:08:02 ago (+4/-0)

I can't quite make out the happy merchant in that fire pic, but I know it's there. I know it's there.

[ - ] Bufordxl 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 7, 2023 21:40:55 ago (+2/-0)

Just put some grey tape on it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 7, 2023 23:57:47 ago (+2/-0)

Works every time.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 11:23:43 ago (+1/-0)

Kentucky chrome

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 09:09:16 ago (+1/-0)

Kids...avoid the pot.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 00:11:03 ago (+1/-0)

When I was like 14, I got the job a few times of babysitting the noobs who figured out that real knives are sharp for the first time.

You know, ride with em to the hospital for a few stitches and some sort of covering, and then back. We didn't send kids home over pussy shit like that.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 03:03:50 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah well, I still ate steak and beets. Nothing I can't patch up.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 00:50:38 ago (+0/-0)

It's not a job until you bleed on it

[ - ] canbot -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 02:47:00 ago (+0/-1)

Don't say that. Virgins are great, but you can keep having fun with them even if they don't bleen anymore.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 9, 2023 07:13:03 ago (+0/-0)

When the virgin stops bleedin, her B-hole needs breedin