In the early 80’s, my friends and I once came upon a duffle bag in the forest that had nudie mags in it. Horrible stuff, like every volume of Texas Girl. It was mostly topless ladies sitting on hay bales or leaning on split rail fences. Old man porn. In the bag were a bunch of 8mm reels. We held the little pics on the film to the sky, we pulled off hundreds of feet of film and it was just people talking. We got the haul back to a kids house that had a Bell and Howell projector. They were stag films, as they were called in those days. Stag films with waaaay too much story to them. Lots and lots of chatting.
We embarked on a weekend project and may have produced the worlds first porn shortie. We edited 8 reels down to 1. It was a lot of work. The first viewing got a standing ovation.
We found ‘woods’ porn twice, years apart. We had always assumed some guy without heirs was getting married or was joining the Army, and they couldn’t stand to throw away their stash. So it was ‘donated’ to the community, via the forest, like characters in the last Toy Story film.
Looking back it buggers reality. I've never met anyone that abandoned their porno mags somewhere kids would find them. It was a common enough occurrence that it's probably not a coincidence.
I’ve also never met anyone that dumped their porn mag trove. Now days, we’re marinated in porn. In the days of yore, that was not the case. Back in the 80’s, nudie mags were really rare if you were a lad. The 7-11 wouldn’t sell one to anyone younger than 18, and if you didn’t have an older brother to supply you, then you just had to walk the desert of not knowing what anything looked like.
It’s unlikely that Jews were sneaking around leaving porn mags in the woods of Texas. I didn’t meet a Texas jew till I was in my 20’s. Jews were more rare than the mags themselves. These mags were never ‘off the shelf’ fresh. They looked like they had been thru hell. I don’t see jews spending the time to add that patina to their drop-offs.
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We embarked on a weekend project and may have produced the worlds first porn shortie. We edited 8 reels down to 1. It was a lot of work. The first viewing got a standing ovation.
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It’s unlikely that Jews were sneaking around leaving porn mags in the woods of Texas. I didn’t meet a Texas jew till I was in my 20’s. Jews were more rare than the mags themselves. These mags were never ‘off the shelf’ fresh. They looked like they had been thru hell. I don’t see jews spending the time to add that patina to their drop-offs.
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I dont know who would downvote your post its funny.
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