TIL Cucumbers help to prevent cancer - Upgoat

TIL Cucumbers help to prevent cancer
submitted by Conspirologist to TIL 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 10:20:20 ago (+9/-8) (cancercenterforhealing.com)
https://cancercenterforhealing.com/cucumber-cancer-benefits/

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 10:38:52 ago (+3/-0)

Shoving them up your ass doesn’t work, you have to juice them. Always peel off the chemical waxy skin first.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 2 points 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 11:32:40 ago (+2/-0)

We assume you speak from personal experience.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 0 points 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 12:37:22 ago (+0/-0)

Teenage girls use them to prevent virginity.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 16:54:01 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I hate it when I go to fuck a teenager and it just falls right in, like a hotdog down a hallway. Fucking cucumbers!

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 0 points 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 11:33:15 ago (+0/-0)

So does staying hydrated. Coincidence?