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Thanks for that helpful hint.

Pro Tip: Did you know that NYC has no animal control on weekends? Yes, apparently wild animals are unionized and have weekends off.

Rabies in USA is extremely uncommon.

Most likely :

70% : Alcohol inebriation from eating fermented apples (hundreds of youtube videos of birds and others). Lifeforms seek and eat alcohol fruit on ground, because of digestion KREBS CYCLE (named after a 'cancelled White man') Krebs cycle trivially converts fermented food to energy : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_metabolism

10% : Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo, or BPPV. Common in all mammals, even humans ( https://newsnetwork.mayoclinic.org/discussion/mayo-clinic-q-and-a-bppv-dizziness-caused-by-inner-ear-crystals/ ) It goes away over a couple days , unless you rotate it back.

5% : Mental disorder affecting inner ear area or other Peripheral Vertigo ( vestibular nerve )

5% : Delirium from fever

5% : Physical inner skull trauma ( pellet gun , brain swelling from skull fracture, Baylisascaris procyonis parasite migration to brain, etc). A staggering 80% of northeastern USA racoons are infested with Baylisascaris procyonis worms, and almost 1 in 120 of those 80% have the worms migrate outside the intestines of raccoons.

5% : OTHER MISC, including Canine morbillivirus

It is NOT Feline distemper, but raccoons often get Canine morbillivirus. Feline distemper does not induce this symptom in raccoons, but Canine can cause circular walking.

Only 1 in a million chance it is rabies.

I watched OP video 10 times before chiming in.

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Fuck you, Steven Speilberg. I was in a rush.

He 🔥 witdem instavidgeeyahz doe

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Bump stock dat nigga!

Hey I sure am thirsty but for some reason i can’t seem to get any water to stay in mouth

Yeah, because beaver traps are so ubiquitous in Queens.

Hey! I have an idea! Maybe I can harpoon the coon and if that doesn’t work, I can borrow my next door neighbor’s cannon or just set up the co-op board’s trebuchet that we store in the garage.