Never go full retard. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Never go full retard.
submitted by deleted to whatever 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 15:14:29 ago (+6/-2) (whatever)

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 15:55:05 ago (+4/-0)

I don’t know man, I’d probably run headfirst into traffic if I were you.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 18:43:37 ago (+1/-0)

BEST advice this thread.!!

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 16:31:29 ago (+2/-0)

You're probably just low on potassium.
Go eat a banana.

[ + ] oursenilepresident

[ - ] oursenilepresident 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 20:01:41 ago (+2/-0)

The banana is a myth, because RDA is 3,000 mg a day, but a banana has pathetically only has 358 mg of potassium in one medium (100 g) banana. You need to eat 9 bananas a day minimum for 3,000 mg potassium. Any other food is almost as good.

MAGNESIUM can get low too, from eating too much salty snacks.

OP might be low on magnesium

scurvy from lack of Vitamin C famously fogs the mind

none of this at all is medical advice from me

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 6, 2023 17:36:59 ago (+0/-0)

My comment had nothing to do with potassium really. I made the comment because of his name.
Joke, get it. I_Love_Bananas, go eat a banana.

[ + ] oursenilepresident

[ - ] oursenilepresident 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 6, 2023 17:40:16 ago (+0/-0)

Ah.
Wooosh.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 16:20:22 ago (+2/-0)

Go buy a lottery ticket.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 17:08:31 ago (+1/-0)

Upset of the loss of 150+ bookmarks on his/her cell phone, and yet completely fine with 8-10 Million freeloading, shit-skinned invaders running loose inside his/her nation?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 21:43:09 ago (+1/-0)

Dude, he has a smartphone. He’s smart. 🤣

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 16:29:06 ago (+1/-0)

you may be able to recover from a backup

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 16:33:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 17:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

live and learn my friend ... live. and. learn.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 5, 2023 17:06:31 ago (+0/-0)