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2 niggers try to rob a pizza shop

submitted by HuntsWithHandgun to Niggers 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 07:19:41 ago (+56/-2)     (twitter.com)

https://twitter.com/MarkFusetti/status/1720999104833085815

Didn't work out so good lol.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 11 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 10:39:01 ago (+11/-0)

I love seeing dead niggers. Its like seeing a beautiful flower while hiking. Or a beautiful sunset.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 01:29:14 ago (+0/-0)

New hire: "I'm not cleaning that up."

Notes to shop owner:
1) You're gonna need to get some larger, heavy-duty, trash bags.
2) Blood is one of the most hazardous substances to clean up and thus should not be taken lightly. And nigger blood should be handled like toxic waste. Consider hiring professionals.

https://www.spauldingdecon.com/blog/how-to-properly-clean-up-blood

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 8 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 07:47:12 ago (+8/-0)

Someone should mop up that sauce before a paying customer slips.

[ - ] Inward 7 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 08:10:58 ago (+7/-0)

Goodification in action.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 09:06:17 ago (+6/-0)

Damned doers

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 19:59:47 ago (+2/-0)

Doer Americans

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 4 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 11:54:42 ago (+4/-0)

I feel bad for whoever has to clean that up.
Nigga leaking erruhwhurr

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 10:49:23 ago (+4/-0)

Then they threw a trash bag on him! Kek.

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 12:03:13 ago (+3/-0)

they didn't get their order of 6 million pizza's

[ - ] deleted 2 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 16:30:16 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 20:01:07 ago (+0/-0)

They're underrepresented they need to get the numbers up. If only the white male patriarch wasn't in the way!

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 15:07:25 ago (+2/-0)

No security cam footage of the goodification? I am disappoint.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 11:12:10 ago (+2/-0)

I’m sure it’s many people’s dream to be a customer in a situation like that and take out a nigger.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 11:28:53 ago (+2/-0)

To be a customer of a place that serves niggers? I think not.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 10:45:06 ago (+1/-0)

It could be worth hanging at if eventually you can take one out.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 08:42:32 ago (+4/-2)

There is going to be one blowback issue when people start shooting the wild animals. The animals are going to shoot places up first then steal. They will adjust...

Maybe or they are so dumb with no forethought they will just keep getting blasted by good citizens

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 11:51:57 ago (+2/-0)

I don't think that would last too long. It would backfire immensely.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 18:00:18 ago (+1/-0)

Turn Doers into Donters with this one simple trick!

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 17:30:23 ago (+1/-0)

Nobody whose life mattered died that day.

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 15:58:21 ago (+1/-0)

now its a good boi

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 15:53:41 ago (+1/-0)

too bad the guy working for a living didnt kill them both

[ - ] Trope 0 points 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 00:00:03 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking DOERS

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 19:59:10 ago (+0/-0)

Aye nigga yoo fuhgat yo pizza!

Yo ded azzbitchmade fren ain't wontnit!

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 15:52:56 ago (+0/-0)

but de witch doktah at de flea market tole him dat hoody gots de bulletproof juujuu

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 20:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

Hoooowyte peepol ain be seesonin dry peezuh ryyyyte!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 07:45:52 ago (+2/-2)

Learn to post in the right subs homo, fuckshitdamn.

https://www.voat.xyz/v/UpliftingNews

[ - ] HuntsWithHandgun [op] 7 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 07:56:18 ago (+7/-0)

Didn't know that particular sub existed niggerfaggot.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 18:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

I wish we were a little more sub dedicated like we were but in reality there just isn't enough people to man and maintain these subs.

I still miss v/nojewsallowed where we outed unsuspecting kikes that slipped.

Went from somewhat true to racist real quick

@boekanier I don't remember you from old voat but here you are in this thread if you're interested. 5.2 years ago anyway. You could be a FPH, Gundeals, MDE or a TD refugee nigger.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 2 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 18:03:09 ago (+2/-0)

v/deadniggerstorage should probably be a thing.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 18:42:28 ago (+1/-0)

Now that you mention it I'm kind of disappointed that it doesn't.