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There's a murder of crows, herd of elephants, flock of seagulls, A bale of turtles, A bloat of hippos, A clowder of cats... what can we call a group of jews?

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to AskUpgoat 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 00:54:00 ago (+24/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

A handrub of jews? A grabble of jews?

There's so many great answers here. I'll highlight my favorites in no particular order:

A coincidence of jews
A swindle of jews
A kvetching of jews
A threat of jews


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[ - ] JewNitedStates 27 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:26:21 ago (+27/-0)

A coincidence.

[ - ] UncleDoug 7 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 02:49:52 ago (+7/-0)

^ this

I thought we already settled on coincidence.

[ - ] AryanPrime -2 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 10:56:31 ago (+0/-2)

no, we did kike, you are not "we" stop pretending to be

I don't care how many fucking idiots you get to upvote you, I know you are a kike, filth like you isn't welcome here anymore

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 11:31:04 ago (+0/-0)

whether or not uncle doug is a kike or not it doesn't change that a coincidence of jews is the group term we have been using for a while now. your "we" may not have known that the proper term is tower of giraffes but that doesn't magically change anything

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 03:18:50 ago (+0/-0)

The jew AP is still BTFO I helped oust his original jew account fightknightHERO, so now he rides my dick all day on this forum and several other prominent users trying to make a shekel.

Everyone not DV this pube head should hang their heads in shame. Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice...

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 07:33:33 ago (+5/-0)

It's been a coincidence for years.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:02:47 ago (+3/-0)

Hahahha (a cohencidence ! ).

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 03:36:50 ago (+1/-0)

A Kahncer

[ - ] GrayDragon 9 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:36:15 ago (+9/-0)

To keep it more inline with group naming, I would suggest a bank of jews.

[ - ] 15MAR 8 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:01:11 ago (+8/-0)

A kikel of jews.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 06:21:41 ago (+1/-0)

⭕

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:14:14 ago (+7/-0)

A Cattle Car of jews.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

That's a little on the "nose". How bout just a cattle of JOOZ?

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:40:42 ago (+6/-0)

A kvetching of jews

[ - ] Monica 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:23:27 ago (+6/-0)

Pedos

[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 02:26:02 ago (+5/-0)

Ashes

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 07:47:02 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 09:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

A subversion of jews is what first came to mind.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 04:43:46 ago (+4/-0)

I prefer the standard “bunch of fucking kikes”

[ - ] Questionable_2 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 08:02:24 ago (+3/-0)

Synagogue of satan

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 00:57:12 ago (+4/-0)

A "gas" of joos..??!!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 00:58:29 ago (+3/-0)

a chimney of jews kek

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 07:44:39 ago (+3/-0)

A threat of Jews.

Jews are always a coniving threat to every other culture.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 06:24:03 ago (+3/-0)

plague

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 04:11:37 ago (+3/-0)

A Neri of Jews

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 15:06:39 ago (+1/-0)

Lmaoooo ...
Yea fck that guy.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 02:07:29 ago (+1/-0)

dass our on-line relationship is in urgent need of repair...start repairing!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 7, 2023 13:59:17 ago (+1/-0)

Fck you cunt. Stop replying to me !!...

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 7, 2023 17:01:20 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry dass, I didn't mean to offend you.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 02:08:37 ago (+1/-0)

Has a nice ring to it.

[ - ] prototype 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 03:07:33 ago (+3/-0)

a soap factory

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 06:27:17 ago (+3/-0)

If I've said it once, I've said it a dozen times, you can't make soap without fat. There wasn't enough kike fat in all of Auschwitz to make a dozen bars, and on top of that no self respecting Nat Soc would wash themselves with kike fat soap anyway.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 12:00:20 ago (+1/-0)

A shekel of jews

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 08:13:51 ago (+1/-0)

I'd like to call them dead.

[ - ] NamelessOne 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 03:40:33 ago (+1/-0)

usury of jews

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 02:09:53 ago (+1/-1)

None of you have ever had anything to do with a jew. You're just parroting hate.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 09:04:58 ago (+0/-0)

I've been around a lot of jews and niggers and other subhuman scum and my final opinion on them is my own.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 18:12:47 ago (+1/-0)

I suggest you fall in love with a nice Jewish girl.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 18:39:14 ago (+1/-0)

eeewwww gross. My wiener would go on strike. wait... I get it now!! The reason pussy makes you squeamish is because you had that one jewish girl and it turned you.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 23:13:53 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 02:06:03 ago (+1/-1)

People.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 10:54:24 ago (+0/-0)

How about a soot of jews?

[ - ] enormousatom 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 09:22:25 ago (+0/-0)

A kvetch

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 09:10:40 ago (+0/-0)

The Synagog of Satan

[ - ] ItsBacon 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 08:30:06 ago (+0/-0)

A swindle

[ - ] RoxannaHardbutt 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 04:52:17 ago (+0/-0)*

Flock colony of seagulls ..

Link.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 04:10:53 ago (+1/-1)

A honkymcniggerspic of jews.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 10:16:13 ago (+1/-0)

Hello room whacker.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:03:13 ago (+0/-0)

A parasite of joo-s

[ - ] Master_Foo -4 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:01:03 ago (+5/-9)

Christ-Cucks call them "God's Chosen People".

I call them "Jews".
Because calling them anything else just protects them.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 11 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:13:27 ago (+12/-1)

Yet you capitalized “jews”.
Weak bro. Weak.

[ - ] Master_Foo -7 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:58:00 ago (+3/-10)

No, it's called "being grammatically correct".
You know, like White person, as opposed to an Ebonics Negro.

It's correct to capitalize the names of nations.
We do this to recognize that "They" are not "Us".

The nation of Jews is completely incompatible the nation of Whites.

Think of the things you don't capitalize.
banker
music executive
lawyer
When you don't capitalize these things, it permits them to become institutions within your civilization.
Lowercase [j]ews would love for you to regard them as just another cog in the wheel of your society.
Because when you need a lowercase [p]ayday loan, you go down to your friendly lowercase [j]ewish lowercase [b]anker to get a high interest loan.

You can't do that with uppercase [J]ews.
Because they don't exist in [W]hite Ethno-State.

Stop being a faggot. You are just protecting Jews.

[ - ] dassar 11 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:05:45 ago (+13/-2)

Nope, its kowtowing by showing (grammatical) respect to the named group.
I prefer to show deliberated disrespect for anything pertaining to the filthy lying juden.

[ - ] Master_Foo -5 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:09:10 ago (+3/-8)

See, that's 100% pure Jew protecting faggotry.

There is nothing a Jew hates more than when somebody points at him accusingly and flat out says "He's a Jew".

Because the only thing that protects him in a nation with only 2% Jews is the ability to blend in and be considered the same thing as everyone else.

And you are facilitating that.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 8 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 01:23:47 ago (+10/-2)

Imagine defending the capitalization of, and implication of respect for, jews.

Yes, you are a jew. We know. Trust me, we ALL know. Those of us who matter.

You'll die for your sins, and there's nothing you can do.

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 08:13:19 ago (+1/-1)

He is a jew.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 15:05:16 ago (+0/-0)*

Lol, yeah i am calling them out, not giving them a scintilla of respect.
Next you're be opening doors for trans faggots bc 'Thats what good White people do for each other'. Lmaooo
Go suck clipped dic.

'Oh hurr durr it's israel and apefrica with a caps lock'.

[ - ] AryanPrime -2 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 10:58:00 ago (+0/-2)

hahahaha stfu kike you got outed and now you are talking about "projecting" while you project like a kike lmfao


No, they don't hate it, they love it, they feign "offense" so they can play the victim, everyone knows this faggot

Deep down you kike filth are malicious and vindictive, you should all be shot on sight

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 11:28:10 ago (+1/-0)

Wow, that’s some gymnastics right there.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 11:54:01 ago (+1/-1)

No, it's the straightest point between two lines.
If you want to get rid of Jews.
You have to treat them like Jews.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 09:51:12 ago (+0/-0)

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