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The rare self-patrol

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 16:14:08 ago (+37/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/yz7u4o.jpg

lmao dumb biatch


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[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 18:26:31 ago (+3/-0)

Tattoos look like shit regardless, but what the hell is that disjointed mess she once called "art"?

Random assortment of disconnected icons and symbols in which she probably doesn't even understand the meaning.

[ - ] Dr_Mx 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 21:12:22 ago (+2/-0)

Aye, it's shit you find scrawled in the back of a kids school book.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 23:34:02 ago (+1/-0)

It looks like a 5 year old that applied thier own temporary tattoos.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2023 00:07:11 ago (+0/-0)

Haha just placed haphazardly with little to no consideration to balance, composition, color fade...

Yeah, a five year old with temps describes it perfectly.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 16:25:54 ago (+3/-0)

She can get them removed. It won't be cheap, but it will be worth it.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 17:25:45 ago (+2/-0)

Tattoo-shaped scars. Yay. 😒

[ - ] Her0n 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 18:28:44 ago (+5/-0)

Only on shitskins. Actual humans won't scar much, if at all.

Source: you can look up videos or take my anecdotal evidence of friends and family who have had theirs removed.

Niggers I met in the Air Force had some tattoos removed and the laser removed the melanin from some ares, looked like vitiligo

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 19:28:06 ago (+2/-0)

Nigger skin is too dark, and it's hard for the laser to burn the ink without burning the nigger. It absorbs too much energy.

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 20:26:12 ago (+1/-0)

gooood, gooood.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 17:48:51 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, watch tattoo removal videos. If scar not even bad.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 19:27:10 ago (+3/-0)

It has come a long way. I am a little bit afraid of the Chinese machines that apparently people use.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 20:56:45 ago (+0/-0)

You can't even tell I got mine removed.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 16:16:55 ago (+5/-3)

I bet she regrets not growing a pair of tits, too.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 16:34:17 ago (+5/-0)

They'd be bigger if she popped out a fuck trophy, so she has that going for her at least.

We should push self awareness as a trend among these bitches. Give these cunts all the digital pats on the head as we can. They'll start thinking about ways to one up each other which will make sortin whores easier.

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 18:25:03 ago (+4/-0)

Mrs. Her0n was admiring her changed body in the mirror after our first was born. Now that the second is going on five months old she's talking about a third, but worried they'll get even bigger the next time. I told her as long as her back is feeling OK she should bear this "terrible" burden as much as she wishes to.

They are very nice, but she says they're too sensitive most days for me to have any fun aside from looking.

I get it, my boys food supply supercedes my lust for her body, soon he'll be eating regular mashed foods though!

[ - ] Mr_ 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 21:53:53 ago (+2/-0)

Dude, wife is in the middle of our second son’s second trimester. Yuge perky sweater puppies but no playtime for me.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2023 00:05:52 ago (+2/-0)

Stay strong brother, it's worth the wait as I'm sure you know

[ - ] MynxiMe 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2023 01:32:49 ago (+1/-0)

Man hands. No hips.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 20:39:47 ago (+1/-0)

Would tap that though

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2023 00:16:10 ago (+1/-1)

That’s obviously a troll. Those words were never on that screen. She’s too stupid to have any shame. Just look at those shitty tattoos.

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 16:15:08 ago (+0/-0)

Too late now