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Hornet v Praying Mantis

submitted by shitface9000 to Nature 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 15:44:57 ago (+41/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/y66r42.mp4



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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 8 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 16:18:45 ago (+8/-0)

Br00tl. Hornets deserve what's coming to them, inshallah!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 16:37:24 ago (+7/-0)

"Told you to settle down, asshole. Now I'm eating you alive. Dickhead"

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 23:09:37 ago (+3/-0)

Good. Fuck hornets. The niggers of the insect world.

[ - ] Dr_Mx 3 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 21:15:31 ago (+3/-0)

I'm so glad Praying Mantis' aren't dog sized.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 17:59:55 ago (+1/-0)

Why didn't it simply fly away?

[ - ] Rotteuxx 6 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 18:37:54 ago (+6/-0)

Well, hornets are like niggers... extremely aggressive and just don't know when to quit.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 6 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 20:08:04 ago (+6/-0)

Yeah, and they build mud huts just like niggers do.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 22:00:35 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like the praying mantis knows hornets have a glass jaw.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 18:38:50 ago (+3/-0)

That's a fair assessment

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2023 18:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

Thank God. I hate any flying stinging creatures. I'll battle snakes and spiders no problem, but I hate those bastards

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 17:08:00 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2023 01:31:38 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck hornets

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 22:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

The Demiurge’s fucked up creation

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 20:12:14 ago (+0/-0)

Wei dey gatta gitawl secshuwull ate duhhhhh eeeend N sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit! Boom chikawowow niggaz!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 17:50:02 ago (+0/-0)

Nature offers the best solution to "Murder Hornets".

Setup a Preying Mantis breeding-release program in problem areas, and then let swarms of them take care of business.