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submitted by Valerie to Nature 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 09:47:33 ago (+52/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/fx88cx.mp4



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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 21:52:18 ago (+0/-0)

Agree with the sentiment, but a spider is a bad example. Most of them are dickheads that bite for no reason, and an infected spider bite is an absolutely snag nasty thing to deal with. A better example for the vid would have been a mouse.

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 21:20:49 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 23:13:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 21:03:24 ago (+1/-0)

I always get crickets in my house....or is that just people laughing at my jokes?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 20:54:45 ago (+0/-0)

Look up you just repeated what the guy with the big nose rubbing his hands and laughing at you told you to say

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 19:34:44 ago (+0/-0)

It's bad luck to kill spiders.

[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 17:10:41 ago (+0/-0)

I always try and capture and release spiders. I do have one rule however. If they somehow manage to get into my bedroom, they have to die. I had a huntsman crawl across my face once. A very rude awakening.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 15:41:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 19:26:34 ago (+1/-0)

If it's the web already, it's the butterfly's problem. I leave that shit alone and let nature take it's course. If it's in my house, spider or butterfly, I'm going to do my best to set it free.

There was this one big wolf spider that I cohabitated with. Big fucker, only had seven legs. He was there before I got there, so I left him alone. Kinda like a roommate. Some house spiders don't need saving.

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 15:29:23 ago (+0/-0)

I like spiders (said in the “I like turtles” voice). I get a little creeped out by the fat ones, but I’ve never killed one.

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 15:11:09 ago (+4/-0)

When I lived in Japan, I was just hanging out with some japanese friends and a little furry spider came along.
So I picked it up and threw it outside.
From then on, they treated me like I was some kind of Buddhist monk or something.
Apparently spiders are revered in Japan.
I just wanted the damn spider out of my apartment.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 20:56:15 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder how they would have treated you if you would've done what any American worth their salt would do.

Pull out a lighter get some Aquafina and burn that bitch!

Then look at the terrified gooks and say Gayme Ovah!

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 21:56:48 ago (+1/-0)

That would have been hilarious if we were on Iwo Jima and they were in a pill box.
But, alas, no.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 21:31:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 21:53:59 ago (+1/-0)

There aren't any spiders that bite humans in Japan.
So, there's no reason to treat them like they are dangerous.
Just pick it up.
Everyone will be fine.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:53:39 ago (+0/-0)

Not a big fan of spiders, but they kill all sorts of bugs. So they are mostly good. Let them outside

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:36:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 23:21:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] WanderingToast 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:12:40 ago (+4/-0)

Pro tip for catching a spider - roll a piece of paper into a cone, when the spider gets spooked by your approach it will try to run into the dark small space...i.e. directly into the cone

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 20:57:52 ago (+1/-0)

Does this also work for troons and jews?

The dark small place being a roof ledge.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:54:06 ago (+0/-0)

This probably works for cockroaches too... will try thanks.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 17:54:36 ago (+2/-0)

Please crush and burn the cone if you get a roach.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:07:58 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 12:33:38 ago (+5/-0)

On the other hand, since you are likely not going to be treated with such mercy when you are caught existing in the wrong place at the wrong time and not bothering anyone, you might as well be there with a purpose, claiming your space, aggrandizing, building, imposing your will on others, and fucking shit up. Life is for the living.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:30:09 ago (+2/-0)

Wrong. When society eliminates dysgenic people, you can live in harmony with your fellow humans without worry of being fucked over. If we all resolve to fuck over the next guy we can only achieve niggerville. Nobody loves self aggrandizement better than them.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 17:56:15 ago (+1/-0)

And where the fuck have you been young lady? You check in next time so we aren’t up worrying if you were a kike agent all along. Hope all is well Helena

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 18:37:22 ago (+0/-0)

What does 'living in harmony' even mean? Did you learn that word at Lilith Fair or something? Your comment is a perfect example of what I'm saying. You're checking me, correcting me. You opened with 'wrong'. You're claiming your own space here in this thread. It's not very harmonious, and it's not wrong or otherwise nigger behaviour. It's endeavouring and making your way in a world packed full of other people eneavouring and making their way in the world. What I said doesn't preclude getting together with other people to reach a common goal, but what you said dismisses even the need to work together.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:11:42 ago (+2/-1)

Can you explain how you can have a purpose while also being in the wrong place at the wrong time without bothering anyone? Caught existing in the wrong place at the wrong time… Impose will and fuck shit up… sounds like nogtalk. Enjoy your grape drank.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:19:18 ago (+0/-0)

wrong place at the wrong time and not bothering anyone

Visiting another country, behaving yourself. For example, I go to Japan and have a good time, follow the rules and speak some of the language. I probably shouldn't be there forever, and generally belong in my own country(if Whites had one that is) with my own people. Wrong time? Well, it would be better for my own country if I spent my time there instead of fucking around in another race's place.

you might as well be there with a purpose, claiming your space, aggrandizing, building, imposing your will on others, and fucking shit up.

And here I would also be there building a company, or pushing forth my business' needs. Still not bothering the general populace, of which I am not one of, but I'm also there doing business.

You could also imagine a scenario where you are exploring somewhere you probably don't belong. Then, you decide that this would be a great place to set up a new civilization.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 20:59:28 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoy your grape drank

Eeetz purpul nigga daaayum!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:11:59 ago (+2/-1)

passivism = death

I kill most spiders on sight. The only ones I don't immediately mush are jumping spiders. They are easy to identify, don't bother people, aren't venomous, and they hunt other spiders and bugs.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 17:57:05 ago (+0/-0)

If you have spiders in your home, then you have something that they are feeding on also.

You might want to keep non-venomous spiders around and best roach-silverfish free.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 21:40:01 ago (+0/-0)

The area is swarming with spiders, ants, mantis, moths, dragonfly, etc etc. Mostly see them outside but they occasionally find themselves inside and either get squashed or starve to death.

We have a lot of jumping spiders around thankfully, they handle a lot of the bug-killing duties. And anything that makes it inside is usually found by the dog as well.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 20:05:54 ago (+0/-0)

Why get bug guts on your shoe and floor? I spray them with a non toxic spray and pick them up with a paper towel. Wolf spiders are cool with me though.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 17:56:09 ago (+1/-0)

Certain spiders actually help your home be pest free without chemicals.

Silverfish, roaches, and others are prime time spider treats.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 20:04:17 ago (+0/-0)

DAS RITE

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 11:02:30 ago (+1/-2)

Then it's eaten by a bird minutes later or it murders and eats alive a bunch of other disgusting bugs. What the hell is wrong with people.

[ - ] GrayDragon 11 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 11:31:14 ago (+11/-0)

Then it's eaten by a bird minutes later ...

I'm okay with that.

... or it murders and eats alive a bunch of other disgusting bugs.

I'm okay with that too.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 12:24:59 ago (+6/-0)

murders and eats alive a bunch of other disgusting bugs

Thank you for justifying saving the spider.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 12:54:26 ago (+4/-0)

Anything that kills the millions of other disgusting bugs that I hate that carry diseases and bite with a lasting mark is okay with me.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 13:13:17 ago (+1/-0)

So, you’d rather it was crushed and thrown into a landfill wrapped in a lotion infused tissue?

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2023 18:14:40 ago (+0/-0)

It's a bug, I don't waste my thoughts on such things.