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MadLad breaks up with his gf while aboard an airplane.

submitted by Rotteuxx to funny 1.6 yearsOct 31, 2023 21:25:02 ago (+21/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3zx0nl.mp4



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[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 14 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 00:39:32 ago (+14/-0)

Smart dude.

1. Only place she is mostly guaranteed not to have a weapon.
2. LOTs of witnesses so she can't say he hit her.
3. Unlike in public, other people will be inclined to restrain her.
4. When she is arrested, creates a clean break.

Rather impressive planning.

[ - ] Prairie 7 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 01:04:49 ago (+7/-0)

But, subjected everyone on the plane to that and potentially had an unscheduled landing.

[ - ] JoesLegHair 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 06:38:57 ago (+4/-0)

Hopefully it was near the end of the fight.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 08:19:40 ago (+3/-0)

Well thats more of her fault no is it, at least when things go to court.

After all no means no and he said no to the relationship, if necessary, he always put emphasis on it by declaring himself to be a woman.

[ - ] letsgetit 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 07:10:20 ago (+4/-0)

That's like eating a medley of different curries a couple hours before getting on a plane, and then subjecting the entire plane to farts and diarrhea

[ - ] deleted 10 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 00:42:09 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 01:50:55 ago (+2/-0)

You collecting STDs?

[ - ] shitface9000 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 31, 2023 22:40:25 ago (+8/-0)

crazy: not even once

[ - ] Inward 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 31, 2023 21:51:47 ago (+5/-0)

Was he on the plane or did he text her?

[ - ] 2Drunk 20 points 1.6 yearsOct 31, 2023 21:54:35 ago (+20/-0)

Do it on the plane before they close the cabin doors. She gets kicked off the plane an you get two seats and a peaceful ride home.

[ - ] H8Texpress 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 31, 2023 21:57:24 ago (+6/-0)

I was on a flight where the cops dragged off a drunk screaming sheboon, it was a very culturally enriching experience.

[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 00:51:13 ago (+5/-0)

Did you shout "NIGGER!"?

[ - ] H8Texpress 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 00:53:47 ago (+1/-0)

What you did there, I see it.

https://files.catbox.moe/pey2tz.jpg

[ - ] JoesLegHair 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 06:40:33 ago (+2/-0)

James May is pretty legit

[ - ] letsgetit 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 07:11:26 ago (+2/-0)

Too risky, her brain could be on autopilot and explode 15mins into the flight

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 08:21:02 ago (+1/-0)

Or do it before the vaccation, you get tow seats and depending on where you are going a new partner/sling whatever.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 31, 2023 22:45:14 ago (+5/-0)

Bitch get tuh flappin!

[ - ] ItsBacon 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 31, 2023 22:58:15 ago (+5/-0)

Probably a wise decision.

[ - ] Prairie 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 01:04:10 ago (+5/-0)

Prepare for the endless psycho-ex voicemails. But... the guy did choose her in the past. He must have been blind.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 00:19:34 ago (+4/-1)

Mental Illness is real with these bitches.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 08:22:10 ago (+2/-0)

Yes but why did she react like it? Not that she cant get a new dick right then and there, did she find out he is loaded in secret ?

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 01:02:45 ago (+3/-0)

Well, if only she opened her gob like that in the bedroom , then he wouldn't have dumped her on the plane !!'

[ - ] carnold03 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 06:54:33 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 1, 2023 08:17:17 ago (+3/-0)

Lol, he did all he could to get her on a no fly list, so in case the crazy ever came back for him with demands of child support, he just could board a plane and fuck off.

I know I know shit like that is not likely to happen, but better have it.