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Sister makes a holiday announcement.

submitted by canbot to funny 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 15:00:50 ago (+73/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/mqmmgu.mp4



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[ - ] goatfugee12 14 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 15:48:38 ago (+14/-0)

so this crazy bitch I know, younger sister to a friend, she was a 10/10 in high school every dude wanted her, she would date a guy for a week then break up with him in a drama filled shouting argument and tell everyone to hate him, and since all the dudes wanted her V card they would.

Eventually no dude in her small town wanted to even talk to her, she was known as a crazy chick, then she went to college so she got a mulligan...

Her mom puts her on meds for "anxiety" she gets fat. Now keep in mind up to this point she was a bombshell who everyone treated kindly despite being an evil bitch. Now shes a fat crazy bitch instead of a hot crazy bitch and is treated accordingly, except by black dudes who were nice to her initially cause she's fat and probably obtainable.

She tell her mom "I'm into black guys like Drake (the disney rapper)" cause she liked rap and now black dudes were trying to hit it and giving her things so she assumed "they are nicer than white guys" mainly because white dudes weren't interested anymore... She got 50 tattoos that made her feel special/unique. She never actually slept with a black dude, or any dude.

Eventually she decides shes a lesbian and went full fat dyke. She's now mid 30's cant hold a job has 3 "fur babies" and drives a 25 year old minivan and lives in a ratty apartment and drinks like a fish, she has wrecked at least 8 cars that I know about.

These female white fucking losers who say "they are into black guys" really just mean "black dudes are the best I can do." Although I have seen a new trend of pretty white girls who fuck nigger athletes to prove they aren't racist.

[ - ] Gowithit 9 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 16:06:55 ago (+9/-0)

who fuck nigger athletes to prove they aren't racist

Raping yourself as a preventative measure. Interesting. /s

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 17:52:02 ago (+0/-0)

Any and all sex with a nigger is rape.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 4 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 20:19:28 ago (+4/-0)*

No.
It's not.
It's demoralized defeat.
Rape is exactly what rape is.
Using the word improperly as a rhetorical mechanism is precisely the reason that a boomer can see a literal communist waving a hammer and sickle flag and angrily call them nazi's.
You're displaying the same symptoms of demoralization as the hypothetical coal burner.
It is our command of language that elevated us above the world and allowed our natural instincts to translate in ever greater expressions of achievement.
By abandoning language in favor of a system wherein words have no value outside of the emotions they are meant to evoke, reduces us to little more than white negro's.
It is only our insistence on being more educated, more capable, that can help us survive what we have allowed to overtake us.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 20:28:34 ago (+0/-0)

I was merely insinuating that a buck nigger uses sex as a weapon.

Calm your tits. Sheesh.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 2 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 22:02:27 ago (+2/-0)

I was making a point that you've gone out of your way to miss.
It wasn't an emotional reaction, it was highlighting a factual phenomenon that has led to our being unable to respond to the threats we face today.
If you respect yourself, reread it and see if you can't some find benefit in it's application.
You don't have to follow-up or even admit it here...
I'm not about the likes or pissing matches.
My aim is to elevate any of us who can be elevated.
Nothing more.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 22:12:11 ago (+1/-0)

Ok, I reread it. So?
Who are you?

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 6 monthsOct 31, 2023 02:36:14 ago (+1/-0)

I'm no one to concern yourself with.
In a peripheral way, I'm a friend.

[ - ] Inward 3 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 20:26:34 ago (+3/-0)

Beastiality

[ - ] Inward 6 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 16:09:59 ago (+6/-0)

I'll bet a family member touched her. She's screwed up for a good reason.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 4 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 17:05:16 ago (+4/-0)

I think that's a male trauma cope. I'd bet her dad was a total cuck to a hyper domineering/liberal mother

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 17:33:48 ago (+2/-0)

mother was the bread winner RN with good pay/job dad was a deadbeat "musician" who left when the youngest (the girl in question) was about 5. So very possible molested however I feel the older daughter woulda been molested too.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 20:28:53 ago (+0/-0)

TBF, not having a strong/ stable Father figure in the home during a child's formative years can also produce
a significantly messed up emotionally-damaged individual.
If it's to be believed that she wasn't actually sleeping with those blacks guys - just using them without sex - then i'd imagine she is more manipulative rather than acting out of early childhood abuse trauma - but hey despite the number of drugs i can access - i'm no doctor.

[ - ] Inward 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 21:50:33 ago (+0/-0)

It takes more than just a shitty mom to make a girl a shell of a human. And a pretty girl is a far more likely target. I believe it happens far more than people realize.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 18:43:38 ago (+1/-0)

I know a woman like that. She was hot back when she married my buddy. They lasted 15 years and divorced. This was about 6 years ago. She was always crazy but I've heard in circles she had to be hospitalized for it a few times since the divirce. Now that bitch is fatter than fuck and started fucking niggers. Disgusting bitch. I hope she pays the toll.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 19:46:34 ago (+0/-0)

Her mom puts her on meds for "anxiety"

The problem.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 19:52:26 ago (+0/-0)

think thats what made her gain weight, she was on them about 2 years then stopped and blew up like a tampon in a toilet

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 22:07:28 ago (+0/-0)

Beginning of sentence should have highlighted it was in a rush

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 20:46:25 ago (+0/-0)

In another reality rome completed the job and this beautiful white girl never encountered niggers. Had her future husband lined up and barely schooled before pumping out beautiful white babies.

[ - ] H8Texpress 7 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 15:04:16 ago (+7/-0)

It's funny because it's true

[ - ] rhy 4 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 16:26:11 ago (+4/-0)

Legit. I would go see his show.

[ - ] NamelessOne 3 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 15:35:36 ago (+3/-0)

He was clearly uncomfortable. What a shameful thing to air in public.

[ - ] Inward 6 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 16:10:37 ago (+6/-0)

Comedians do make up a lot of material.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 19:48:17 ago (+0/-0)

No shit?

[ - ] TALKLOL 5 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 16:37:51 ago (+5/-0)

He was uncomfortable because he was unsure if the joke worked. Appears a few in the audience didn't get it.

[ - ] happytoes 3 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 19:11:53 ago (+3/-0)

I think his timing was off. Should have put in a small pause to let the audience anticipate the punchline incorrectly

I thought you could just ...

The audience is waiting for it. Just be a mudshark? Just be into black guys? Just make your father cry?

BE FAT

The humour lies in the cynical logic of why she is into black guys. It needs a pause for thought. Rush it and it is just a non-sequitor.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 19:48:50 ago (+0/-0)

Or were related to him

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 19:44:53 ago (+2/-0)

The whole virtue signalling these bitches do these days is stupid as fuck.

I ordered pulled pork and sweet potato fries at a beach bar them shits were frfr 💯 🔥

And as the server comes back and asks how the meal was I said the pulled pork was awesome.

Oh. I don't eat pork.

I said that's fine I'll eat it for you.

Normal I hate my race look of indoctrination and walks away.

I dont know why they need to make every conversation about them now other than conditioning by social media.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 20:37:47 ago (+1/-0)

Why would you post this?

Why can't you stop thinking about niggers in this way?

Never post anything like this again

[ - ] canbot [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 23:19:33 ago (+0/-0)

I wasn't thinking about anyone, this came up on my 4u. I thought the edgy teens on here would enjoy it. Looks like I was right.

Sorry that it hurt your feelings. Think of it as an opportunity to grow some skin.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 23:31:04 ago (+1/-0)

It doesn't matter they people enjoyed it. Take this as an opportunity to never post anything like it again

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 6 monthsOct 31, 2023 01:18:41 ago (+0/-0)

You sound like a triggered nigger.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 18:11:48 ago (+1/-0)

What's his name?

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 20:23:19 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 21:06:04 ago (+0/-0)

I see. The rest of the set good?

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 21:41:42 ago (+1/-0)

i watched a few clips that were good, worth checking out

[ - ] canbot [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 23:24:42 ago (+0/-0)

No idea.

Honestly I don't think you will find much of him anyway because he does not know how to read a room. I think the joke only really hits because of the oppressive society we are in. Otherwise it is a mid joke that needs a lot more development. Like a couple smaller jokes to set the scene.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 23:30:11 ago (+0/-0)

Definitely, but it was a nice gauge the audience jab, given the confusing paranoia of PC in our times

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 17:08:06 ago (+1/-0)