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Ermagherd, guise. Friends star Mathew Perry found dead from drowing in a jacuzzi! Star Whackers?

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to news 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:04:12 ago (+23/-1)     (www.tmz.com)

https://www.tmz.com/2023/10/28/friends-star-matthew-perry-dead-dies-drowning/

Looks like he was max vax'd.


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[ - ] Scyber 12 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 23:10:34 ago (+12/-0)

So no one told you life was gonna end this way...

Your job's a joke, you're broke, Your current life's DOA...

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 11 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:29:52 ago (+13/-2)

[ - ] mxcviel 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 04:26:41 ago (+0/-0)*

Vaxecuted by proxy... if you check his Instagram account, it is creepy - if it's not fake, bc it's so empty.
Looks like a suicide. His last pictures were one with his dad, then some bats, saying he is "Mattman", moon, and last one he is in the water.
https://instanavigation.com/user-profile/mattyperry4
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/e0uy1cv.jpeg

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 05:03:15 ago (+0/-0)

He drowned. Amazing how the vax did that, the nanobots must have held him under the water

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 13:33:33 ago (+1/-0)

Heart attack from the vax, moron

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 18:26:12 ago (+0/-0)

He drowned. It wasn't a heart attack.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 18:32:39 ago (+0/-0)

You are an idiot

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 6 monthsOct 31, 2023 05:23:38 ago (+0/-0)

Literally says it in the headline

[ - ] Fascinus 9 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:31:22 ago (+9/-0)

Never watched the show and know nothing about the guy.

Toward the bottom of the article:

On top of his substance use ... Matthew also dealt with health issues, some of which were serious and required hospitalizations. One such incident stemmed from a gastrointestinal perforation -- which forced him to undergo emergency surgery ... but he luckily recovered.

Also

Matthew never married...

[ - ] dassar 4 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 22:54:08 ago (+4/-0)

Sounds like Ass fcking (w)rectum ....

[ - ] Fascinus 9 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 23:19:37 ago (+9/-0)

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

[ - ] dingbat 5 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 00:42:53 ago (+5/-0)

Lol 😂 Could be that or maybe an insane addiction to pills and alcohol that wore out his stomach and intestinal lining down to nothing that gave him ulcers, which eventually perforated.

[ - ] Name 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 18:43:40 ago (+0/-0)

Usually only the white trash takes the pills with the acetaminophen or whatever in them. It only takes a little bit of money to afford the good dope.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 23:14:56 ago (+1/-0)

I also thought that sounded like some gay shit went down.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 05:04:35 ago (+0/-0)

He's been addicted to perscription drugs for over 20 years.

[ - ] Barfcock19 8 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 23:21:35 ago (+8/-0)

Could I be any more dead?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 7 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 23:26:33 ago (+7/-0)

lol Could I BE any more... gurgle gurgle gurgle

[ - ] ModernGuilt 7 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 22:57:07 ago (+7/-0)

He was mess, but I don't have anything against him. Sorry to hear

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 5 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 00:08:26 ago (+5/-0)

Nicest comment tonight! 🍸

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 22:30:57 ago (+5/-0)

He was TURBO-Vaxxed, and an opioid addict... that drowned in a hot tub.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 5 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 23:16:39 ago (+5/-0)

I just saw a pic of him wearing a shirt that said: "Can I BE any more vaxxed". IDK if its fake or not

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:29:56 ago (+4/-0)

He had a long, long history of (I believe) pills and booze. May have relapsed.

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 00:43:41 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:23:27 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Not_C 3 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 01:06:44 ago (+3/-0)

Guy was wealthy - So able to eat well, afford personal trainers, etc. Expect a life expectancy of around 100.

But he was a druggie and alki for years - So subtract 20 years off of life expectancy.
Take another 25 off because of the clot shot.

So he lived to his full life expectancy, taking into account his life choices.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:19:17 ago (+3/-0)

Someone just told me that, and I couldn't picture who that person is so I don't give a fuck.

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:06:33 ago (+2/-0)

He's been a life long addict, so he likely overdosed.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 9 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:25:47 ago (+10/-1)

They're saying there were no drugs at the scene. He had a decent amount of physical activity (pickleball for 2 hours) shortly before his death. This leads me to believe that it's a vaxxident.

[ - ] Scyber 10 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:57:57 ago (+10/-0)

No drugs on the scene.
Because he did them all.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 01:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

Supreme KEK

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 00:06:58 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 05:05:59 ago (+1/-0)

It also says he drowned.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 00:47:41 ago (+1/-0)

The majority of celebrities are fucked up beyond belief addicts who preach at their minions for more shekels.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 00:26:47 ago (+1/-0)

Dude looks like he should have been dead before age 50.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 00:15:41 ago (+1/-0)

Dead celebucunts make my dick hard.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 21:31:54 ago (+0/-0)

Vaccinated.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 02:29:55 ago (+0/-0)

vaxx or not if you do heavy activity at 54 then jump in a hot tub that can throw off your blood pressure, I know a guy who died like that cause he passed out in a hot tub.

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 05:36:01 ago (+1/-0)*

Bingo! NEVER do much more activity that you're used to. Sure you can scale up, but do it slowly. Linus Pauling said this. Also take 4000-10,000mg of vitamin C a day. It very likely is used to repair all collagen including that in your arteries so you won't get a heart attack. Once again, Linus Pauling. Also consume half the amount of sugar most Americans do. That was almost 50 years ago when he said that and it was far less then. Yes, Linus Pauling.

Think of heart disease like scurvy lite. If you're not getting enough vitamin C, over time cracks are formed and sort of paved over with a waxy like material that is not part of the normal repair process if you're getting enough vitamin C. If you exercise way too much, that waxy material breaks off and that plaque along with the plaque buildup behind it breaks loose and clogs an artery feeding your heart tissue itself--heart attack. Of course with too much exercise, your heart can also just not beat right and you get a cardiac arrest.

The government for years told people they need less than 100mg of vitamin C. Now I'm seeing a lot of people recommend 2000-4000mg a day. If many people start taking this advice and we start seeing a lot less heart attacks, our government should be thrown in jail for vilifying Linus Pauling like they did.

Guy won two individual nobel prizes and was considered the father of modern chemistry and they treated him like shit. Fuck the (((medical establishment))) and the government.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2023 01:23:21 ago (+0/-0)

vaxx and drugs dont mix well, mmkay

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 21:24:02 ago (+1/-1)

Niggers can't swim