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Thank you for your service!?

submitted by JudyStroyer to TellUpgoat 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 18:30:06 ago (+55/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Had a conversation with a friend of a friend, just shootin the shit, and my friend casually mentioned that he and I both were in the military and his friend says “ thank you for your service!”
I shot back “Oh you’re israeli?”

He goes “oh I thought you meant the US military”

“That’s exactly who I’m talking about” I says

My buddy starts laughing his ass of and he launches into an epic antisemetic rant, eventually ending with the other guy listening to every word and is going to watch Europa and tgsnt this week. Lol, the best part was I was the one that first got my friend to see the truth, and he just grabbed the reigns and did the thing all on his own. It was almost like watching your child learn how to ride a bike without training wheels and riding off for the first time alone. Spread our message. There are people out there hungry for this.

Keep your heads up my goat brethren \0


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[ - ] Fascinus 12 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 18:36:01 ago (+12/-0)

Based.

Thank you for sharing your success in spreading the good word!

\Ω

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 23:08:22 ago (+2/-0)

\0 Welcome, greatest goat!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 18:31:38 ago (+10/-0)

Thank you for your service

[ - ] Monica 4 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 19:06:09 ago (+4/-0)

Oh you’re israeli?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 19:58:53 ago (+1/-0)

Oh you're Afghani?

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 23:10:07 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao

[ - ] soupnazi 4 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 19:33:47 ago (+4/-0)

And then the based nigger at the back of the bus clapped.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:05:54 ago (+1/-0)

Yooo mai honkiez niggaz!

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 23:06:22 ago (+0/-0)

I think he even danced a little!

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 18:47:33 ago (+4/-0)

My German and Korean buddies don't understand any of the thank you for your service crap. They say, everyone in our countries joins the military and it's seen more as a pain in the ass than anything. And all my US buddies that served here said it's boring as shit except the air force ones where they literally partied the entire time with af sluts. I went to the afb in San Diego w him once, it literally looked like the coed frat house we lived in during college, except the chicks were in better shape.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 19:58:56 ago (+0/-0)

Things are... Significantly different to what they once were. When I was in, it was all voluntary, and we worked our asses off every. single. day.

And then we partied, on the weekends(that we didn't work or have duty or detachment or deployment or war).

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:02:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 21:49:31 ago (+1/-0)

That and mandatory fun days, extracurricular duties, and other dumb shit.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:04:48 ago (+0/-0)

And then we partied, on the weekends(that we didn't work or have duty or detachment or deployment or war).

I took a week of AWOL after getting back from deployment.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:03:38 ago (+0/-0)

except the air force ones where they literally partied the entire time with af sluts

Off-base miles away from OSI and no af sluts just local NoCal hoes. We liked our jobs to much to loose them to a #metoo bitch 20 years later after she figured out fuckin jamaalquaruis duhhhhh 5yf was a bad life choice after raising two halfnogz on her own..

[ - ] beece 4 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 18:43:18 ago (+4/-0)

That's brilliant!! I'm gonna adopt that. \0

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 23:04:25 ago (+0/-0)

\0 Hell Yeah!

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 2 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 01:40:03 ago (+2/-0)

You'll be hearing me shill for active clubs a lot more moving forward. You can find them on telegram. Just stay within the law, hanging out with other like minded guys is restoring to the soul.

[ - ] cb1 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:27:35 ago (+2/-0)

Sieg Heil!

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 23:05:45 ago (+2/-0)

\0 Sieg Heil, Brother!

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 21:32:38 ago (+1/-0)

pussy(lower case cunt)

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 22:41:12 ago (+0/-0)

DEUS VULT!

[ - ] NamelessOne 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 00:41:47 ago (+1/-0)

o/

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 00:52:52 ago (+1/-0)

\0

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 22:52:33 ago (+1/-0)

White Power!⚡️⚡️

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 23:04:57 ago (+1/-0)

\0

[ - ] Panic 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 16:01:01 ago (+1/-0)

If there was a contest for the best goat name ever, JudyStroyer would get my vote. Just awesome!

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 16:43:33 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks goat. I originally was thinking JudyLouser, and sat on it for a while, and stroyer hit me. I wasn’t sold on louser because the spelling to verbalization seemed sloppy.

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 22:39:57 ago (+0/-0)

I never say that shit. I was in when people gave you shit for being in the military. people say it now to make themselves feel good. Wheen someone says it to me I simply say thanks and drop it. Ive had people on occasion get angry because I wouldnt say it. fuck them. Anyone that expects it probably doesnt deserve it. rear echelon pogues