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No one likes seagulls, no one

submitted by dulcima to Wildlife 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 11:45:05 ago (+28/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/8b2mkt.mp4



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[ - ] Ragnar 13 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 13:15:22 ago (+13/-0)

Monkeys are violent psychopaths

[ - ] germ22 8 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 12:28:19 ago (+8/-0)

I don't mind seagulls that much. Around where i am, people in general have stopped feeding them and have been more careful about leaving food out or in the trash and seagulls have no been much of a bother anymore.

[ - ] Inward 5 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 16:30:51 ago (+5/-0)

White neighborhood, huh?

[ - ] germ22 3 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 17:34:52 ago (+3/-0)

How could you have possibly known?

[ - ] Belrial 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 19:58:15 ago (+1/-0)

Truly a mystery. Maybe @Inward is psychic?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:37:42 ago (+0/-0)

Rifles and bb guns work well

[ - ] germ22 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 01:01:10 ago (+0/-0)

well in Canada you better not get caught doing that, you would get a fine.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 22:54:15 ago (+0/-0)

I dont like faggot countries. Australia used to be a faggot hating country then they passed the faggots can fuck eachothers ass now agenda.

I left.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 12:25:45 ago (+7/-0)

I bet at some point a seagull swooped in and stole something from him and now they must all die muthafucker DIE!!

[ - ] ProudRebel 6 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 12:49:30 ago (+6/-0)

A nigger stole from me once.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 12:59:44 ago (+2/-0)

Video?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:38:50 ago (+0/-0)

Did you take out it's family or it first?

Or did you kneel and apologize for being white?

[ - ] Inward 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 21:40:16 ago (+0/-0)

TND TKD

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 00:46:06 ago (+1/-0)

You ever been so monkey-mad you killed a seagull, just so you could swing it by the neck and beat other seagull's asses with it?

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 11:54:23 ago (+6/-0)

Didnt even watch it. just upvoted because I noticed your new profile picture.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 13:14:47 ago (+2/-1)

Gay

[ - ] Trope 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 23:44:16 ago (+0/-0)

Well shit, today I learned profile pictures actually work. Time to upload my Armani Troll portrait

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 4 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 13:29:19 ago (+4/-0)

One time I ordered duck from a Chinese restaurant. They looked very suspicious when I picked it up. It did not taste like duck.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 14:07:39 ago (+3/-0)

But was it delicious? That's how you can tell if it was a gull or not.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 14:15:29 ago (+1/-0)

It was very salty with a mild fish taste

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 14:29:15 ago (+5/-0)

It ocean duck. You buy now! You buy now or go die!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:41:18 ago (+0/-0)

Yooo ain seesunit ryyyte hoooowytee!

[ - ] Panic 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 20:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

All Chinese meat is rat, cat or dog. Chicken is rat. Duck? Arf arf!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 21:23:26 ago (+0/-0)

On the continent they mainly eat dogs and cats in the winter I hear

[ - ] observation1 4 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 12:00:38 ago (+4/-0)

Is that some sort of chimpanzee?

[ - ] thebassdude 7 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 12:12:19 ago (+7/-0)

Either that, or it's a human in Louisiana.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:40:00 ago (+2/-0)

Weeeeeee eeeeetin guuuuuud tuhnyyyye hunny!!

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 3 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 16:41:15 ago (+3/-0)*

Yeah, I don't enjoy watching animals bludgeoned or beaten to death.
There is nothing about the primate that seems to care about eating the bird, it just seems to want to beat on it.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2023 00:59:14 ago (+0/-0)*

"Muffuh dun went 'n stole mah peanut! Whad I tell you mufuh? I dun tol' you ah'd kill yo' ass nex' tahm!"

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 14:27:37 ago (+3/-0)

...and monkeys act just like niggers!

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 12:11:47 ago (+3/-0)

Seems personal...ringing its neck would be far easier, but that's not a human beating the bird, is it?

[ - ] Inward 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 16:32:40 ago (+2/-0)

Some sort of non-nigger monkey.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:29:35 ago (+1/-0)

Why was that nigger killing a seagull, oh right, nevermind.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 18:53:11 ago (+1/-0)

How did that niglet get way up there?

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 16:06:23 ago (+1/-0)

The Herring gull is my favorite bird.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 13:31:46 ago (+1/-0)

I do.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 11:51:04 ago (+1/-0)

"Terror at 75 ft"....all that's missing is the airplane and William Shitner...but I can hear the tune "Requiem for a Dream" loud and clear...oh yeah, I FUCKING HATE SEAGULLS TOO, TWO AND TO.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:42:04 ago (+0/-0)

Also

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 22:44:19 ago (+0/-0)

bullshit, seagulls are bros

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:37:15 ago (+0/-0)

Heez wuz uh seagull eeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!

[ - ] NamelessOne 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 15:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

I used to feed the seagulls in Walmart parking lot. buy a bag of cheap bread and throw it all to them. I started noticing alot were missing legs and had broken beaks. People who hurt animals unless it's to eat or train them are niggers.

[ - ] Inward 3 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 16:34:33 ago (+3/-0)

This could be a brilliant way to fuck with jews and niggers. Dump old bread on the steps of synagogues and Walmarts. Do it until the gulls hang around and bother the locals for food.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:44:02 ago (+1/-0)

Wouldn't they have to beat the seagulls because jew or something?

[ - ] Inward 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 22:05:03 ago (+0/-0)

Throw some pennies on the ground and it would be a free-for-all.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 20:43:13 ago (+0/-0)

Or they lost em getting away from their natural preditors?

[ - ] NamelessOne 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2023 23:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not saying people did it. I know people do all kinds of messed up shot to birds.